Doak
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No one ever spoke like this man.
san antonio, texas
Joined November 2015
I know Im going to have to clean all these leaves off my roof in a couple weeks.
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The hell kinda tree is this. It's technically my property but I have no idea.
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I'm from central Texas so I really only know two kinds of tree. Oak tree, cedar tree. All the other ones I'm not too sure about.
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One time I went to a "kolache party" where we made our own kolaches (dumb but whatever) and the host thought you made Irish coffee by using whiskey to brew the coffee. It was not good.
This guy is shocked by a Texas breakfast, basically a hot dog and cheese stuffed inside sweet bread.
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I replaced this tire about 18 months ago after I hopped a curb exiting the highway. The guy came out and was like, well actually the wheel is bent, and I was like, cool let's get a new one, and then he came back ten minutes later and was like, actually all the wheels are bent.
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I frequently have dreams where I discover new rooms in a place where I live. Last night I learned that my house had a second kitchen upstairs and a living room with six fireplaces.
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Billy Idol says smoking crack helped him quit heroin: ‘It worked’ https://t.co/dcrrv6vazJ
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In a brief trip to HEB I had encounters with two separate employees named Brendan
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Fedex wants me to pay $47 in import duties for a package they delivered a month ago..... Don't think that's happenin, chief.....
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Chicken 65 is both one of the best dishes of all time and one of the best names for a dish of all time
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I have recently realized that I am spiritually tethered to the Texas hill country
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Haven't drank in weeks but no one offered to help me build the grill and I'm gonna need to have a few get this done. Your fault.
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