30 years later and I can still say that "Today Was A Good Day."

Bitch I wanna cuddle

wym i cant fuck? im literally forklift certified

Clean. Drink. Drink. Drink. And clean a little more. 🥴

Check out is at 12. And I'm still in bed. On to the next hotel!😄

Well hellooooooo CO!!

So much to do and here I am just laying in bed

Come back to Twitter and this is what I see👀 alright then....

Your beer shouldn't have to compete for space in the fridge. We're giving away a Day of the Dead-themed custom mini fridge so you can have a spot dedicated to your cold ones. Enter here for a chance to win: https://t.co/Th1Q2hqTxy

Idk why i can't eat before work. I feel so anxious. Wtf.

Pear Redbull! Try it!!

Sooo sleepy!!!

Don't drink and wear overalls!

You're such a fuckin' hoe, i love it!

Bitch is getting lonely

I should have downloaded tinder instead of fb!🤦‍♀️

Diabeetus Bros

Haha just kidding.

Y'all got starbucks. I got Dutch Bros.