Doing the put downs 4 beers deep is elite

87’ | Aberdeen 3-1 Rangers Kevin Nisbet with the goal for Aberdeen.

Can’t beat a Thursday.

For a while now Amber has been telling me that I’m ’a poo poo’ when she’s upset with me. Last night she upped the stakes by calling me a poo poo and that I ‘live in the toilet’

It’s amazing how easily I can pound 4 beers.

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Amber has only been at nursery for 6 hours and she has already brought home the plague.

History exalts only the pornography of force.

David Jess, smiling politely.

I’ve had ‘Easy Lover’ by Phillip Bailey and Phil Collins going through my head non stop now for about 3 months. I assume this is normal? When does it stop?

Saudi Arabia in line for a title shot at the next PPV.

It’s not easy to go hard after it.

Going to London. Train got delayed. Had three pints. Going to get cans so I don’t lose my buzz en route. Pray for me.

How many beers should I drink tonight?

Tax is fucked up, you get 12k non taxable allowance, but you still have to pay tax EVERY MONTH!? Just let me have the 12k straight up so I can ball for a couple months and I’ll pay more later.

Windows is actually aight

Since February, name a better midfielder than John Lundstram.

Sevilla Brace Yourself. Rangers are Coming. #UEL

Scouse John

I’ve got a European semi.