Djoni de Vos
@djoni_vc
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Investor @keenvp | Human @earth | Not on Forbes 30 under 30 | PowerPointmonkey turned VC
Amsterdam
Joined January 2022
Whenever I doubt if I can do something, I ask myself: what would a white guy in a Patagonia vest do?
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Joining the chatGTP fun with a short piece about VC in the style of Shakespeare. “And only the strong and the lucky shall survive”🤠
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Pitch: Unicorn as a Service You pay me €1000, and I'll invest €100 at a €1bn valuation in your company
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Best compliment of the day, a founder saying “you’re very human for a VC” 🥹
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One of the nice things about tech startup conferences is that there is never a queue for the ladies toilet Enjoying @TheBigScore_eu
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Just realised that the letters in the word ‘queue’ are also queuing up
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What is a healthy frequency of considering deleting LinkedIn and moving to the Alps to become a sheep farmer?
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VC has taken over your life if you walk through the Souk of Marrakech and your first thoughts are: “hmmm, low differentiation, pretty low sales velocity, but sizeable inventory… how do they finance that?”
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The worst thing about VC is that I’m now suddenly an Apple girl and liking it
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Is Slush more like burning man for VCs (“freezing money”) or coachella for VCs? (I’ve never been)
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Is it possible to see non-Slush related LinkedIn posts these two weeks?
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“What’s your favourite subreddit” should be a standard founder DD question
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We need to not only sing hallelujah on great deals but also have accountability in the VC world. @sequoia @generalatlantic this is your investment. This cannot be what you mean with ‘we back the daring to build legendary companies’. What are you doing to fix it?
🚨 Undercover investigation finds workers in China making clothes for Shein, world’s biggest fast-fashion brand, are: 👗 Paid 3p per item 👚 Working 18-hour days 👙 Given no weekends + only one day off a month @Channel4 findings shared with @theipaper: https://t.co/rKma5ewuQU
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Because hypersegmentation is a thing, @rverwaayen and I started a Dutch blog (yes we live in the 2010’s) on the wonderful world of VC If you belong to the 0.3% of the world population that speaks Dutch, check it out and sign up for the newsletter! https://t.co/jFcpJ8rcLH
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Blog over VC, startups en tech, door Djoni de Vos en Robert Verwaayen
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“Every billionaire is a policy mistake” Patagonia founder raises the bar for philanthropic billionaires with a savior complex https://t.co/KAzP1jrp32
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It’s not that I don’t want to like your LinkedIn posts, it’s that you posted it 1 minute ago and I don’t want you to think I sit on LinkedIn all day
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