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noelle
22 days
i continue to have sex with a man that doesnt love me because he calls me baby and he holds me for thirty precious seconds and its the closest ive ever felt to god
@blamesouth
SOUTH
24 days
cheese isn’t available, what are you putting on your fries?
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haley sharpe
21 days
i am distraught
@Dexerto
Dexerto
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Jenna Marbles’ dog Mr. Marbles is nearing the end of his life, her husband Julian Solomita has confirmed "You're never really prepared for something like this"
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haley sharpe
24 days
who at epic universe is gonna let me hit their vape tmr??
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haley sharpe
27 days
i’m overdue for taking an adderall and texting everyone in my contact list like omg how have u been i miss uuuuu. gotta do this tmr
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@larryperelman
Lawrence Perelman
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It was a great honor to discuss William F. Buckley, Jr.'s legacy with @DouglasKMurray and Brian T. Allen for "Holding the Line," a YouTube series from @NRO and @NR_Institute (link in comment).
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haley sharpe
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i’ve been aware of the killer since birth
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haley sharpe
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love the part in twilight where edward says, “debussy.”
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haley sharpe
1 month
i’m so pissed i think all of my current long distance low commitment situationships are talking to other women i’m gonna vomit
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@willianagrande
will 🪐
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spot the difference
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@RonaldReagan
Ronald Reagan Presidential Foundation & Institute
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This Ronald Reagan joke never gets old.
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haley sharpe
1 month
happy halloween🐻🐰🐤
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haley sharpe
1 month
I didn’t know it was rude to ask to go in somebody refrigerator the first time you meet them
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haley sharpe
1 month
Im bored asf I wanna have a baby or sum
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haley sharpe
1 month
Your flesh will embarrass you
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haley sharpe
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Yoga is demonic
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haley sharpe
1 month
i’m bored n lonely
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haley sharpe
1 month
Im bored n lonely
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haley sharpe
1 month
Any guy wanna marry me I need 1,000 cows
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haley sharpe
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The internet is not a real place
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haley sharpe
1 month
What shall I render
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haley sharpe
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My own family forsaken me
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haley sharpe
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The flesh is never satisfied….
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