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Kadang jadi musisi, tapi lebi sering jadi pengangguran.

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@dirkmasticator
Pegawai Indomaret
3 years
My biggest pride as a musician so far: - @HELLCRUST_METAL - Sejawat (2006), Armstretch Records - @SentientJKT - A R C H E T Y P E (2022), DIY #achievement #discography
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@oirohit
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Is Google Meet down?
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@dirkmasticator
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3 months
Blind faith leads to stupidity
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@dirkmasticator
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4 months
Indonesia makin ga asik: - Ngomongin energi, sampah - Ngomongin olahraga, sampah - Ngomongin poli... Yaelah perlu dikasih adjektif lagi emang? - Ngomongin aga... Wah langitnya cerahh yaaahh
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@dirkmasticator
Pegawai Indomaret
4 months
Olahraga overhype. Mending support cabor yang bener2 jelas lah. Ga akan bangga gue sama TIMNAS BELANDA.
@detiksport
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4 months
Patrick Kluivert dan PSSI berpisah, sang juru taktik tidak lagi latih Timnas Indonesia. Begini 'menit-menit akhir' Kluivert akhirnya angkat koper. https://t.co/V6k2g7CIAm
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@dirkmasticator
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4 months
Ga ikhlas selamanya gua isi Pertamina. Najis.
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@dirkmasticator
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4 months
...dan sebelum gua ada motor jg dilayanin, dan padahal jelas2 cuma ditulis jalur khusus, bukan jalur khusus mobil. Terus gua balik ngototin lagi "YAUDA ISI AJA DAH!" Kelar2 gua ngegas sambil tereak "BAHLUL KONTOL!"
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@dirkmasticator
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Pertamina ngehek, jalur reguler antrian panjang, jalur khusus jelas2 tertera pertamax dan pertamax turbo, tp ama petugasnya disuruh isi yang turbo, gua bilang "itu tulisannya pertamax dan pertamax turbo kok", terus petugasnya ngotot kalo itu jalur mobil...
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@dirkmasticator
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4 months
Ujan Ora lari Gorengan Kopi
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@christasyd
Christa Sydney
4 months
Normally I’m for colonizers returning stolen artifacts to their home countries but for this case PLEASE keep them in the Netherlands.
@iPopBase
Indonesian Pop Base
4 months
The Netherlands has agreed to return around 30,000 historical items including artifacts, fossils, and documents back to Indonesia. (via CNNID)
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@tempo_english
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4 months
The Malaysian government has reduced the price of RON 95 fuel from RM2.05 to RM1.99 per liter, effective on September 30, 2025.
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@jenbiverse
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4 months
sorry to say this but the police in indonesia are really useless. i have been at the police station for an hour, and no officer has come to talk to me. even the police sitting near me are just watching movies calmly .. what the .. hell 😅
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@dirkmasticator
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4 months
Dibeliin vitamin ama mba pacar, buat kesehatan ceunah, padahal doi gondud 😤 (bodo amat kebaca 🤭)
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@dirkmasticator
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4 months
Ini foto before-after lensa kiri w, berhubung w ga sempet fotoin proses yang kanan, jadi cuma dapet yg kiri 🤣
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@dirkmasticator
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4 months
Tadinya dah niat mo ganti karena lapisannya dah foggy, tp berhubung ada cairan ajaib di rumah, jd w nothing to lose memutuskan untuk ngetes bersihin pake itu, kalo rusak ya tinggal ganti eniweiii
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@dirkmasticator
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4 months
Lumayan hemat duit ratusan rebu karena tida jadi ganti lensa kacamata wkwkwkwkwk.
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@dirkmasticator
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4 months
Learn something new today: A recorder does not record anything. I'll be back with more important info, stay tuned!
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@dirkmasticator
Pegawai Indomaret
5 months
Tadi pagi kebangun gegara mimpi ditelpon temen minjem sepatu lari buat Nadin Amizah di GBK. Pertanyaannya: Ini gua yg mesti mulai dengerin lagu2nya atau Mbak Nadin yg mesti mulai lari? Misteri ilahi. #np Boyzone - Paint My Love
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@bangherwin
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Hei Indonesiamu!! Selamat pagi
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@dirkmasticator
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