My 5 yr old niece just started crying because she had to keep repeating a question I didn't understand, and got anxious. If this isn't proof we're related I don't know what is.

If you walk places without listening to music/a podcast/audiobook etc, but in complete silence, I do not trust you.

Do you watch sad movies to hurt your feelings when you're down, or are you emotionally stable?

God i love Women #HappyInternationalWomensDay

I have a remarkable talent for looking away exactly at crucial visual moments during a movie or tv show.

Wild of me to be okay paying $60 for a plant but not $80 for a tv

The fact that I had to switch from the news to Forensic Files to calm my anxiety is something else

I constantly think I have great interior design taste and then remember I used to love carpet floors and I'm instantly humbled

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I would give anything to be Jennifer Anistons new dog.

Just ordered an overpriced "budget book" to help me with my overspending so here's hoping

Dogs closing their eyes right before you pet their head is where happiness comes from and you can't convince me otherwise

I wonder how many zip up hoodies Leo Dicaprio owns

Said "bless you" to my dog after she sneezed and a passer-by gave me A look - need confirmation they're the weird one not me?

More than anything I wish I taught my dog to get my laptop charger and bring it to me after I've sat down on the couch

THIS BLACK BOY WHO PLAYED THE VIOLIN FOR KITTENS IN ANIMAL SHELTERS DURING HIS SPARE TIME WAS FUCKING MURDERED BY POLICE FOR WALKING HOME WITH A MASK BC HE WAS ANEMIC & LIVED IN COLORADO. at this point i’m ready to go to war for it. #ElijahMcClain

Mayor Jacob Frey: Justice for George Floyd - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/k6v8biCoOX via @CdnChange

I am not going to buy a tie-dye sweatsuit I am not going to buy a tie-dye sweatsuit But - I am not going to buy a tie-dye sweatsuit

I can’t find my favourite quarantine sweats and I think this is where I finally lose it.

Before we go for a walk my dog stands and waits for me to put on her coat and collar like I’m putting on ceremonial armour before going into war

No one warned me that in my late 20s I’d still have to be using acne products at the same time as anti aging and personally I’m offended