A Brief History of Kids Today Are Spoiled 🧵

IF YOU READ ONE THING TODAY. This is the most important article I’ve written. If you won’t read it, please unfollow me. I am no use to you. https://t.co/QrNcKOrdGf

@NerfFries @abughazalehkat @AriDrennen If you were truly concerned about kids being sexually abused, your attention would be on churches. These are all within just the last month.

@BanterSteiner Bosh!

Enzo Ferrari

Kimi raiding the fridge.

@BrunoAmato_1 @tedcruz

We need a new term for “avoid it like the plague” because apparently people don’t do that

THREAD. I noticed something fascinating: around the same time in recent days, each major corporate news source began talking about a new crime hysteria: a supposed crisis of theft from the railroad industry. But if you look deeper, something very scary is happening.

One of the impacts of climate change is increased volcanism, earthquakes & tsunamis -- as massive amounts of ice melt, the pressures on magma chambers and tectonic plates shift and ease, destabilizing them. https://t.co/l3R3xYCMnr

Finland's Prime Minister is 36 years old, went out clubbing till 4am, left her work phone at home and was therefore unreachable to get a text telling her she needed to quarantine.

To explain zoning to my family, for holiday dinner I’m gonna ask to put salads on one table, drinks on another, sides on a third table and the main dish in the living room. Then watch the traffic chaos as everyone tries to eat. That’s how suburbs create traffic out of thin air

@BradleyPhilpot @Max33Verstappen He's got a 5 second penalty and a 10 second penalty just in this race, and is lucky it isn't more. He keeps taking his car and others off the track instead of yielding place when passed. It wouldn't surprise me if he takes Hamilton out next week to win the title.

These the heroes that you're talking about?