dina martina
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NOW IT CAN BE TOLD: Tickets for my Provincetown shows this summer are available NOW!
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I'm WAY down on the covid vaccine list so I just keep eating Flintstone Chewables like there's no tomorrow.
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Doreen texted me "Dina have you seen 90pound fiancé?", and I honestly don't think I have..although she coulda turned sideways and I'd have totally missed her.
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Overheard in Provincetown: "She looked like the lead singer of Bjork."
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R.I.P. Heklina. I have no idea what happened and I don't even know what to say.
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We all have opinions, but my opinions are better. And MY opinion is that Martin Short is one of the funniest people on the planet.
#MartinShort
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People have been leaving items at this touching memorial for days now.
#ThoughtsAndPrayers
#CandlelightVigil
#AlwaysRemember
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R.I.P. Darcelle XV, Portland's amazing performer, business owner, trailblazer, age 92. People today use the words "legendary" and "icon" so much that they've lost all meaning, but Darcelle IS truly a legend and an icon.
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Now it can be told! The 175th anniversary of Town & Country Magazine, featuring John Waters (and me, in one pic) is on newsstands and recycling piles NOW!
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#HappyNewYear
to one and all! And with January, here's the barely-awaited 2022 DINA MARTINA OUT/IN LIST!
#Happy2022
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How is it that until now, I'd never heard there was a homophobic Idaho governor whose name is BUTCH OTTER???
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The greatest honor ever: A DOLLOP OF DINAS! ❤️❤️❤️
#HappyCarnivore
#provincetown
#provincetowncarnival
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I didn't say it, HE DID! Although the current ticket link can be found HERE:
Do yourself a favor. Dina Martina Christmas Show. There are Comedians/Performers and then there is
@dinamartina
ALL others fit neatly below. Link for her tickets here- Photo by
@travis_shinn
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Can someone please start a Twitter for people who don't care about Nicki Minaj, Taylor Swift or One Direction?
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Due to the current Covid wave in the U.K., my Christmas show (along with all other shows in London's West End) has closed early. This will continue until we take it seriously and prioritize safety before the "personal freedom" of not wearing a mask & not getting vaccinated.
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@politicoecon
@EricIdle
@LyricHyperion
Ah, but see I'm not mocking anyone. If you had seen my show you would know that. You're making assumptions about what I do and what my motives are without actually seeing or hearing in person. Judging a book by its cover never benefits anyone.
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Last night I dreamed that in the middle of the RNC, seat restraints instantly trapped everyone in their seats and Grace Jones crashed through the ceiling, slid down a rope onto the stage and performed until they all exploded.
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There's a spider egg sac on my back porch and I just know it's filled with Duggars!
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If Hillary added a turban to that outfit and went trick or treating with Pence, they could be Haji and Race from Jonny Quest.
#Debate
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I feel seen.
Do yourself a favor. Dina Martina Christmas Show. There are Comedians/Performers and then there is
@dinamartina
ALL others fit neatly below. Link for her tickets here- Photo by
@travis_shinn
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#HappyBirthday
@subpop
Records!! In honor of their 35th birthday, tonight from 7pm until midnight, they'll be projecting a little birthday montage of their friends and family on the side of Seattle's Terminal Sales Building, on Virginia btwn 1st & 2nd! Proud to be in it! ❤️❤️❤️
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I'm putting on lots of weight for my upcoming role in Raging Bore.
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I've never played tennis, but I've always loved the idea of it. As a result, I shall title my as-yet-unwritten memoir Victories on Clay.
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I miss the good old days when everyone was just emotionally distanced.
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When this is all over, promise you'll meet me at the Criscotheque.
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I'm proud of
@TheMissCocoPeru
cuz she has more followers than
@Hellmanns
mayonnaise. I have less than half as many followers as
@Qtips
.
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So proud! My daughter Phoebe just got hired as a cheese washer at The Dishcake Factory!
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For my birthday this year, I'm asking for donations to CVS, a for-profit whose mission is to replace older businesses that have character with hideous, fluorescently-lit stores that sell things like Orbit Gum & Red Bull & all the exact same things as the next CVS 2 blocks away.
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Last night I dreamed that in the middle of the RNC, seat restraints instantly trapped everyone in their seats and Grace Jones crashed through the ceiling, slid down a rope onto the stage and performed until they all exploded.
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WHY IS NO ONE IN THE MEDIA ASKING QUESTIONS ABOUT HUNTER BIDEN’S BOOMBOX???
#HunterBiden
#HunterBidensLaptop
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Four more years will do more than just scare us, so this time around it's Biden/Sedaris!
#FingersCrossed
#AnyMinuteNow
#VPPick
#VP
#Biden
#JoeBiden
#AmySedaris
#BidenSedaris
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She could’ve spent the evening eating saltwater taffy or retracing the Pilgrims’s steps, but no,
#OfficialChloeS
attended my show last night. Regard!
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@trixiemattel
Omg I TOTALLY thought you were Pope John Paul II before I clicked on it! No offense/Love you!
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Last night I dreamed I was shipwrecked on Thousand Island after my boat was hit by an iceberg of lettuce.
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Avec photographer Douglas Friedman, trying to imagine how the Pilgrims celebrated Bear Week in Provincetown.
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To keep the sadness at bay, I'm going to pretend this is a rich curry sauce.
http://t.co/1tkyJoR8du
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BREAKING: New Lucy statue (that resembles Lucy) to replace original "R. Crumb" Lucy statue.
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Getting to meet and hang with the gorgeous, classy Chita Rivera for 2 days has been one of the biggest highlights ever!
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@TheBiancaDelRio
@RuPaulsDragRace
@RuPaul
@michellevisage
FUN FACT: You were crowned on the 186th anniversary of John Quincy Adams signing the Wool Tariff of 1828! Winner! Winner! Chicken dinner!
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I walked around Green Lake today and saw the most beautiful Space Needle made out of bird poop.
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#ForYourConsideration
: I propose either
#MinkStole
cast as
#HillaryClinton
in a biopic titled
#ImWithHer
, or Hillary cast as Connie Marble in a
#Broadway
musical version of
#PinkFlamingos
.
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Aw, look what the wonderful peeps at ACT Theatre made for me! Will it hurt when I eat them?
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Jeff Bezos is worth over $175 BILLION, which means he could give $170 BILLION to charity and STILL have more money than Oprah. If I ruled the world, anyone with more $$ than Oprah would have to give the overage to Charity.
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I'm glad you all liked
#KatyPerry
and her mushrooms on
#SNL
this week, but just KNOW that she stole the idea after seeing my baby bok choy dancers - and I DON'T appreciate it!
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Lately I've been really into that whole long-sleeved/billowy/Shen Yun sorta look.
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What's everyone gonna do tonight? I'm gonna have Ruffles and Lipton California Onion Dip and kick 2020 out the door!
#HappyNewYear
#CrappyOldYear
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I envy spiders because they have no idea who the Kardashians are.
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Now that we’re 25 years+ into the Information Age, I can honestly say...T.M.I.
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@politicoecon
@EricIdle
@LyricHyperion
And I think you are obviously looking for problems where there are none. I am not the enemy.
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What if Qanon turned out to be Banksy and this whole thing is just one big work of performance art?
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I hate it when good quotes are missing proper attribution. Who do you suppose said "From the Deli"? Walt Whitman? Aristotle?
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Dear every website on the internet: LOOK AT ME!! DO I NOT LOOK LIKE I WOULD ALLOW COOKIES??
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Last night I dreamed I won the Near-Miss America Pageant. I wept tears of indifference onto my bouquet of corn as the emcee placed the crown just out of arm's reach.
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BREAKING: CLAY AIKEN LEAVES SINGING TO BECOME A BOWL FOR TORTILLA CHIPS!
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This year marks ten years since I first wore a single epaulet on a bare shoulder. They said it couldn't be done. Now everyone's doin' it.
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Ok I can take the "no sports" thing and the "no arts" thing and the "no public gathering" thing...but I swear, you guys - if they cancel the Pumpkin Regatta, SOMEONE'S BUTT IS GONNA BE ON A PLATTER!
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R.I.P.
#AlJaffee
, age 102. One of the many funny peeps at MAD Magazine who made an indelible impression on young me.
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Peeps are up in arms about Hunter Biden's lawyer's ex-colleague getting a top DOJ post, which makes me wonder about his mother's neighbor's best friend's fifth-grade teacher.
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R.I.P. Karl Krogstad, who filmed numerous videos in my shows over the years (Dina Martina Doll Commercial, Dina's Hobo/Ballerina dream, Dina in Heaven w/Jesus & the Pacer, Ranchy, etc.) A true visionary artist, he will be sorely missed. I love you, Karl.
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I want a reality show where, instead of eliminating a contestant every week, they ADD a contestant every week. Then, after the scales tip and the contestants outnumber the viewers, the show is cancelled for poor ratings.
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