Ahh seeing as @AsdaServiceTeam @asda make it impossible to email and discuss privately I guess I better post their proud produce here. Oh I do love my lettuce infested with insects for a decent protein boost 🤬🤢🤢😭 Just took out a mortgage and went to the co-op 👍✌️

Sweet dreams are made of treats Havin a snooze after brushin for fleas Travelled the ‘hood, the park and the fields Every body looking for snuggles #Caturday #SweetDreams

Here does sit my body washing time essentials (minus rubber duck) I like to keep my face & my fem fresh However, today the universe decided I need to replump as well as refresh vagina & I feel the force of daggers in my soul 😭 Yet to discover if vagina does in fact revitalift 🤞

Just seen most of them aero tubes are upside down When I thought I couldn’t rage anymore 🤬

B&M getting ready for a seasonal mash up Eastmas is here! It just ain’t Christmas if you don’t have them crème eggs and crackers! This is exactly the message Jebus tried to get out to the world ✌️🙏🎄🍫🥚

What if Noel Edmonds is now the banker?! 🤔😳😯 #DealOrNoDeal

How my man is chillin with some constipation relaxation after dropping a (small) load for the first time in 2 weeks. My Bearded Dragon, Edelman, is 11 years old, his spine has curved suddenly & he can’t poop 🥺 we are struggling to find the cause. But we are still cool AF 😎🥰

Speakin Hay fever though I feel like this text sums it up Can someone with an access pass PLEASE go turn off the pollen 🙏 Ha often wonder what it’s like to be a person without hay fever/allergies/asthma/heart problems Just out there not feelin all breath & beats 🤔💔🤧🤣

Lil kittlebum reminding everyone to drink water, especially my lovelies in Donington Park who I miss more than words & am ugly emo crying, indoors, wearing black coz I’m not happily dying of heat& hay fever in a field with you. So listen to kitty drink water, don’t die 🖤🤘💖

Also clearly visualised Dracula many times listening to this.

Just spent 12 hours listening to what I’m pretty sure was someone deep dive into the past few years of the global covid pandemic rather than time travel back to black medieval days 🤔 (Course produced 2016 😧🤯) https://t.co/W6H2MCeVS1

Managed to get up off sofa today & go Essex, look at ball bag & explore some toilet snacks yay me! I won’t be beaten and neither will the Wings 😆❤️💖 #awaydays #WellingUnited #sickofbeingsick #StillFabulous 🤩

Housemate just told me off for sneezing and disturbing her snooze. This is the offended housemate. -Also optimising bearded dragons heat source as her own. May your #Caturday be blessed 😻 #CatsOnTwitter

Now I knew about #SparePrinceHarry but news to me seems to be the clap back chapter- A Test Of Wills (also slipping Atomic Habits in there) whoever done these bookshelves giving me giggles What usayin Wills? 🐶🥣

This is #BrotherCat #Caturday #CatsOfTwitter #TwoFaceCat #GingerCat #CatPoem #poetry

Whats this I suddenly see Tiny cuteness peering at me Giant ears like antennas of love Beaming right into my heart You want some fuss, you want some treats Maybe just sit by my feet My tiny guard, Shine on through Dont tell your brother this is about you #Caturday #CatsOfTwitter

If anyone wants to send me a bunch of olde world maps/timelines and other relatable material. I will clean things with toothbrushes for free 😆🪥 Mostly my teeth 😁

Currently included with Audible membership is the incredible “The Big Mysteries of Human Evolution” with Elen Feuerriegel. Okay she may have stole all the E’s but I am now a huge fan and if you have any E’s they now belong to Elen queen of Eevolution https://t.co/axfL3TI9Mt

As my unc used to say, never invite Angela Lansbury for tea coz there will always be a murder. But Unc, she is the tea 🫖🥰

Thank you Angela Lansbury You filled my soul with magic and music that will enchant me forever 💖 Sleep well, godmother of music