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Parents : Ghar me ya toh ye jaanwar rahega ya hum
1 month later :
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My brother is so dramebaaz 😭😭
RCB lost and he is drinking pepsi like this wtf!! 😭😭
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How to convince my mom to let me wear this lahnga on my cousin’s wedding
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Age difference doesn't matter when you start vibing with someone
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Boys are so cute, bas has k baat kar lo sare OTT ke password de dete hain
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Indians use ENO for making Idly and Dhokla more than they use it for acidity
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Telling parents about your problems is like adding another problem to your life
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Please clear my biggest confusion: who drinks the milk on wedding night? The groom or the bride?
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Boys are simple, they just want to date every girl they talk to
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Boys get one yellow kurta and wear it in all the haldi functions they attend
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Boys attend a wedding and come back having crush on 5 more girls
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When finally sun rises in winters after 5 days
Moms be like:
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If your Mom never forced you to wear this cap, trust me bro you are adopted.
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For real👍🏻
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Interviewer : So where do you see yourself in 5 years ?
Me :
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If you really want to know boys feelings, talk to them after 12am
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Boys aren’t afraid of anyone except the girl they really love
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Hiding all your pain from your own family is peak level adulting
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How to ignore someone when you have strong feelings for them ??
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Not asking about the deleted message on WhatsApp is different level of maturity
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Finally asked my crush for dinner date and he said “hahahaha”………..Pagal ne 4 baar ha bol diya🙈
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So finally this Dhanteras, I bought a car with my own hard earned money❤️🥹…... aisa bolne ka mauka mujhe kab milega?
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Boyfriend se milne ke liye dress order ki thi, delivery se pehle breakup ho gaya
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Private sector me kaam karke samjh aa raha hai ki mummy papa government job wala ladka kyun dhundh rahe hain
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1. Girls after rejecting 20 proposals
2. Girls when a boy rejects her
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This could be US par mere ghar wale stage pe aake mujhe koot denge
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Don't call yourself middle class If your fridge doesn't look like this
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This could be US par mere ghar wale stage pe aake mujhe kut denge
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Life is too short to argue, just say "Alelelelelele" and move on
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13 year olds are having sex, and when I was 13 I didn't know a word "Sex" even existed
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Telling your best friend about your boyfriend can be risky what if she...
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Ask your Mom to make “Gajar ka halwa” and she’ll reply “chal gajar ghis de”
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Kya fayda itne lambe baalo ka jab koi unse khelne wala hi nai hai
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After writing the wrong roll number on my answer sheet
Me to invigilator :
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Once you stop watching WhatsApp status, there is no going back
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Soo middle class that I never went on a Destination Wedding
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How old were you when you started sleeping away from your parents??
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Mummy kehti hai bure logo se baate mat karo aur khud rishtedaro se baate karti rehti hai👍🏻
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Type “I’m Virgin because” and let your keyboard complete the sentence
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Desi parents treat electronic appliances better than their own kids
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Arrange marriages are all about getting permission from your parents to have SEX
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Boys love ugly pictures of their partner more than beautiful ones
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Boys are so talented they can imagine 5 girls at same time while listening a romantic song
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Ask an Indian boy "kaisi ladki chahiye tumhe" and he will reply with "tumhari jaisi"
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Girls when they realise the boy they rejected six times has moved on
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Me and my friends after discussing where we see ourselves in the next 5 years
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Watching your parents how they are obsessed with each other is pure bliss
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What’s the one thing that people should avoid in corporate jobs??
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Told my mom Elon Musk ne Twitter kharid liya and she said usko bolo mera ACHAAR bhi kharid le
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Went on my first tinder date during november and couldn't stop grooving to this one song. Asked him, if he remembers anything about that day.. and this is what he sent mee today 🥺🥺❤️❤️
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This could be US but hamare yaha shadi se pehle Dulha-Dulhan ko milne hi nahi dete
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I wish I can explain my feelings to him the way I explain my location to the delivery boy
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Kya fayda in dimples ka jab koi is gaddhe me gir hi nai raha
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Bitching about dad's side of the family with Mom is so therapeutic.
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What are the benefits of love marriage? Asking for a friend.
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24 ghante travel karke ghar aayi hun aur yahan abhi se Kalesh chalu hai 👍
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When Aditi said "kuch logo ke sath waqt bitane se sab kuch thik ho jata hai" she was talking about MOTHERS
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Twitter is the only place where you can talk to yourself in front of other people.
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