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Takesman • "Much more palatable in person" • Not here, so who cares? @BayAreaSportsHQ columnist • @KNBR host • Dieter + Hutch Pod

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Dieter Kurtenbach
2 months
Team USA in the gold medal game: Get out of the way, let Curry cook The Warriors: But wouldn't it be better to see if the kids can play?
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Dieter Kurtenbach
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The Warriors have, in a year, turned Jordan Poole, Klay Thompson, and a first-round pick into a trade exception.
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Adrian Wojnarowski
3 months
BREAKING: Free agent Klay Thompson plans to join the Dallas Mavericks on a three-year, $50M deal with a player option, sources tell ESPN. Thompson ends his historic Warriors run as part of a multi-team sign-and-trade that’ll also send Josh Green to Charlotte.
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Dieter Kurtenbach
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Draymond having an out-of-body experience with the rest of us.
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Dieter Kurtenbach
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The Warriors effectively traded Chris Paul and Klay Thompson for De'Anthony Melton and Slo-Mo. I think you can make the argument it's a slight upgrade. I say let's call it even.
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Dieter Kurtenbach
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Only one man on the planet can make that shot. Only one man on the planet has the AUDACITY to take that shot.
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Dieter Kurtenbach
4 months
Javy Lopez has become an absolute delight on the Giants' TV broadcast. Always been a really sharp guy, but it's really come across this season – elite analysis. As the Giants go to the bullpen more and more in the booth, the lefty has to be the No. 1 option moving forward.
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Dieter Kurtenbach
1 month
The Giants traded Jorge Soler (.279 /.404/.605 in his last 14 games) because, to quote DBO Farhan Zaidi: "The deal (Monday) night was a lot about creating at-bats for Luciano, who has really come a long way offensively" Luciano got 21 at-bats before being sent down.
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#SFGiants roster moves: • IF Marco Luciano optioned to Triple-A Sacramento. • OF Grant McCray ( #58 ) selected from Triple-A Sacramento.
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Dieter Kurtenbach
1 month
The Olympics are over, which means Empty Gym SZN is back. Let's watch this NBA player cook two random dudes and pretend it translates to real basketball!
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Overtime
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DAMN JONATHAN KUMINGA 😳 @JonathanKuming6 (via @dashletics )
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Dieter Kurtenbach
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One could say the Lions’ chase for a CB is over.
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#Lions have signed CB Rachad Wildgoose
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Dieter Kurtenbach
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Say what you will about Jordan Poole (heaven knows I wasn't a fan), but Mike Dunleavy turned him into less than nothing in more than a year. Egregious asset management. Hell, he lost a first-round pick (t20p) for the privilege of having a year of Chris Paul (worthless).
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Dieter Kurtenbach
2 months
The SF Giants are a joke. Can't even execute a salary dump right.
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Dieter Kurtenbach
4 months
I went to the A's and B's games in Oakland Tuesday night. They served as a clear reminder that in life, business, and baseball, you get what you give.
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Dieter Kurtenbach
2 months
I don't want to be a prisoner of the moment, but this is on par with the double-bang. Two of the greatest shots in basketball history.
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USA Basketball
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THE GOLDEN DAGGER 🇺🇸 #USABMNT
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Dieter Kurtenbach
3 months
The fate of Steph Curry's final years with the Warriors rests in the hands of... Danny Ainge. 🤦‍♂️ It’s Lauri Markkanen or bust for the Warriors
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Dieter Kurtenbach
3 months
Warriors' 10-man rotation (pending the Hield S+T) 5. Green - 4. Kuminga - 3. Wiggins - 2. Melton - 1. Curry 5. Jackson-Davis - 4. Slo-Mo - 3. Hield - 2. Moody - 1. Podziemski Deep, no doubt, but hardly formidable in a loaded West.
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Dieter Kurtenbach
3 months
Plus: Much, much better defense. [1.81 combined D-LeBron between Melton and Slo-Mo last season, -0.69 from CP3, KT] Minus: Paul and Thompson combined for 50 points created (points and points created off assists) every night. Melton and Slo-Mo? 36. So again, let's call it even
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Dieter Kurtenbach
3 months
Let's just lean into the funniest possible scenario here. Warriors sign-and-trade Klay for D'Angelo Russell.
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Dieter Kurtenbach
1 month
I'm usually pro-team in situations like this, because normal people root for teams and not players. But my god, just write the man a blank check. Trent Williams has never once messed around with anything in his life. Do not test this man in any capacity.
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Jeremy Fowler
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With preseason over, Trent Williams plans to continue his holdout unless his contract is reworked, placing Week 1 availability for #49ers into focus. (With @CrisAlexESPN )
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Dieter Kurtenbach
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Still not apparent to me what Nick Siriani does during a game.
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Dieter Kurtenbach
3 months
Klay wants respect. In the NBA, that typically means money. And yet he's poised to take half of what the Warriors offered him before the season (a contract offer that was apparently the reason he's leaving.) An enigmatic man stays enigmatic.
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Dieter Kurtenbach
2 months
Noah Eagle might be the breakout star of the Olympics.
@awfulannouncing
Awful Announcing
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"OOOOOOH! IT'S A GOLDEN DAGGER! CURRY! UNCONSCIOUS IN THE FOURTH!... EIGHT THREES FOR CURRY! HE HAS SENT THE FRENCH CROWD INTO A FRENZY THEY WILL NEVER FORGET!" - Noah Eagle with the Steph Curry/Team USA dagger call for NBC🇺🇸🏀🥇🎙️🔥🔥 🔥🔥
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Dieter Kurtenbach
3 months
No-man's land. Not in a position to create serious cap space anytime soon (unless they trade Wiggins, pass on Kuminga extension), but not close to the luxury tax, either. Just stuck with what they have, which isn't good enough.
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GSWCBA
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Updated salary outlook for the Warriors. 11 players under contract for $146.2M Roster building tools: • Klay Thompson Sign-&-Trade • $12.8M NTMLE • $4.7M BAE • Veteran Minimums
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Dieter Kurtenbach
3 months
The fact of the matter is that Klay bet on himself this past season and lost.
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Sports Journaler
3 months
@dieter Ok, 3yr/$50 is much more reasonable and what I was thinking he's worth. Crazy that he turned down $24m per from Warriors to get $16m per on Mavs.
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Dieter Kurtenbach
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The Giants, ever .500, are now 6.5 back in the Wild Card. It’s been over for a while but even the homers can’t say they have a shot now. Three Wild Card teams per league and this team couldn’t even stay in it until Sept.
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Dieter Kurtenbach
12 days
The best development of this football season has been the truly unhinged behavior of Cal fans. The public relations of the East Bay's one true team is under elite management.
@just_joe_57
Joe
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My prediction for tomorrow, Cal wins and the Hayward fault opens up to reveal Oski rising towards the heavens, ushering in a new age of Cal Football.
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Dieter Kurtenbach
3 months
Heard from plenty of Warriors fans that Klay Thompson and Chris Paul would be "easily replaced". Doesn't look so easy now, does it?
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Dieter Kurtenbach
3 months
De'Anthony Melton shot 42.5 percent on 2-pointers last season. Sixth-worst mark in the NBA (350+ FGA)
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Dieter Kurtenbach
3 months
@2024NBAChamps This is when having no one liking you really works out.
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Dieter Kurtenbach
1 month
Brock Purdy is 24 years old. Let me check my calendar to see what the 49ers were doing last February….
@FirstTake
First Take
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Which QB 25 or under do you trust the most to reach the Super Bowl? 🤔 @StephenASmith : Jordan Love @realrclark25 : C.J. Stroud @ShannonSharpe : Jordan Love
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Dieter Kurtenbach
2 months
At this point, are we even sure Brandon Aiyuk is a real person?
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Dieter Kurtenbach
1 month
Love to be gaslit by GMs. So much fun.
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Dieter Kurtenbach
23 days
Big takeaway from Santa Clara today: This team missed Trent Williams in the locker room as much as they missed him on the field. On a team with countless vet leaders, they all look up to 71. A true leader of men, and a teddy bear behind the scenes.
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Dieter Kurtenbach
3 months
@BDHoang_ I can buy that. That said, Slo-Mo's best ball is likely behind him. Melton missed the second half with a spinal injury, so it's not like they're getting spring chickens.
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Dieter Kurtenbach
3 months
Klay Thompson is gone, and the Warriors' situation has gone from bad to worse.
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Dieter Kurtenbach
2 months
@lippihom I know they think Podz is.
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Dieter Kurtenbach
1 month
If the #SFGiants lose to my (gawd awful) White Sox, no one is allowed to discuss the playoffs for the rest of the season. Sorry, I don't make the rules.
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Dieter Kurtenbach
3 months
Lotta folks blaming Lacob. Not saying he doesn't have a lot to do with this. But it was Dunleavy's job to have a trade lined up for Paul in a situation like this. And here we are...
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@dieter This has Lacob written all over it
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Dieter Kurtenbach
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Rodgers has absolutely no zip on the ball and isn't moving well. It's almost as if he's a 40 year old man who tore his Achilles last season.
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Dieter Kurtenbach
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A Kyle Shanahan masterclass... mixing 21 and 12 personnel, attacking weak links in an aggressive defense, putting the Jets eyes in a blender. Finesse is for the weak.
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Dieter Kurtenbach
3 months
Hey, and two second-round picks 🔥
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Dieter Kurtenbach
3 months
Signing Melton makes GP2 all the more expendable in a trade. (For salary matching purposes - he has no trade value on his own.)
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Dieter Kurtenbach
4 months
@AttyCCN I spend all day watching and this is a truly elite booth.
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Dieter Kurtenbach
1 month
This is why it's insulting for Farhan to suggest the Giants are all-in on young guys and trying to win. You either give the kids the runway to figure it out at the big league level or you keep YOUR BEST POWER HITTER
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Carlos Olin Montalvo III
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@dieter Luciano since July 30: 4-21, one double, 9 Ks
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Dieter Kurtenbach
27 days
I’ve never once understood the backlash to 9a/10a football (on TV). What the hell do you guys all do until Noon on Saturdays, east coast? Can’t watch football all day if you don’t start until the PM.
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Alex Kirshner
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80% of the people who assume life in California is bad would do a complete 180 if they got this life for just one (1) weekend of football starting at 9 and ending at 9. (20% would still be mad about the cost of living and hey fair is fair)
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Dieter Kurtenbach
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Love watching elite-level basketball with excellent television production and without 45 mentions of gambling an hour.
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Dieter Kurtenbach
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This qualifies as their fourth practice of the season.
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@dieter Why are the 49ers starters still in the game?
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Dieter Kurtenbach
3 months
A nice, solid move for a nice, solid player who is a blast to watch because of his unique style. The Warriors need like four more of these moves.
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Adrian Wojnarowski
3 months
Free agent F Kyle Anderson is planning to sign a three-year, $27 million deal with the Golden State Warriors, sources tell ESPN. He’ll land with Warriors on a sign-and-trade with Minnesota.
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Dieter Kurtenbach
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Yeah, Brandon Aiyuk is playing on his fifth-year option, then franchise tagged and traded for a second and fourth next offseason.
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Ian Rapoport
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🚨 🚨 🚨 The #Cowboys and All-Pro WR CeeDee Lamb agreed on a massive 4-year extension worth $136M, per me and @TomPelissero . Lamb gets $100M guaranteed and a WR-record $38M signing bonus in a deal done by Tory Dandy of CAA. He’s the 2nd highest paid non-QB in NFL history.
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Niners with downright elder abuse on Favr-- sorry, Rodgers
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Dieter Kurtenbach
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The woke mob is 3-0
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Dieter Kurtenbach
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@hesaidwutsports that would quickly negate the whole "we're playing good defense this year" thing.
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Dieter Kurtenbach
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I’m going to spending a lot of time with the Sharks this season, aren’t I?
@Hollie_415
Hollie_415
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Podziemski said the coaching staff wants him to take anywhere from 8-10 3’s per game. “All different types: off the dribble handoffs, off ball screens, catch & shoot.”
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Dieter Kurtenbach
3 months
Aside from getting a true No. 2 (looking at No. 23 in SLC), the Warriors might want to consider an actual point guard to back up Curry. Dinwiddie on the BAE?
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Dieter Kurtenbach
3 months
Perhaps the Warriors are giving up because they know that Oklahoma City is about to lay waste to the West for the next three seasons anyway.
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Dieter Kurtenbach
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Bob Myers has been tried in every role at ESPN, but they finally found the best one: Opposite of Stephen A. Smith, constantly calling him out for bloviating. Very good TV.
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Dieter Kurtenbach
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Can the Warriors play a trade exception 25 minutes a night?
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Dieter Kurtenbach
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The “best rotation in baseball” is two guys deep.
@TJStats
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Robbie Ray imploded today as he allowed 5 ER in 0.2 IP along with 3 BB and 2 HBP Ray could not find the zone today, and Braves batters took advantage. He also allowed a HR.
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Dieter Kurtenbach
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Is Woj an investor in the Bottle Inn or something?
@wojespn
Adrian Wojnarowski
3 months
Thompson and Lawrence met with Mavericks GM Nico Harrison and VP Michael Finley at the Bottle Inn in Hermosa Beach, Calif., on Sunday night to dig into the details of a Thompson-Mavericks partnership, sources said.
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Dieter Kurtenbach
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The 49ers' MVP so far is blocking tight end Eric Saubert. 12 personnel for the win.
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Dieter Kurtenbach
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Harlan is the best in the game and no one is even close.
@Crocky209
Eric Crocker 🥷🏾
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I can’t stand when Kevin Harlan calls 49ers games 😭😭😭 Bruh be way too hyped. He made that blocked punt 1000 times worse.
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Dieter Kurtenbach
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So, uhhh, what was all that about then?
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Dieter Kurtenbach
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Yes, the Giants have a brutal farm system, but think of what they have to show for graduating guys: another .500 team and a fourth-place finish.
@Brooks_Gate
BrooksGate
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here is a composite farm system ranking based on 5 different post deadline/draft publications
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Dieter Kurtenbach
2 months
John Lynch forcing the action. Take it or leave it, and here's the door. See if they'll pay you. What's that now?
@hutchdiesel
Jake Hutchinson
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49ers' message seems pretty clear: you want to play hardball, commit to it. or don't. and take our offer
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Dieter Kurtenbach
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I, too, am seeking $224m.
@LegionHoops
Legion Hoops
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REPORT: Jonathan Kuminga is seeking a $224M max extension from the Warriors, per @JakeLFischer (h/t @RealGM )
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Dieter Kurtenbach
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Niners playing January football in Week 1. The Jets wouldn't know anything about that.
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Dieter Kurtenbach
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Small, but telling thing: Niners are on their own 1-foot line and they ran it behind their rookie right guard, Dom Puni.
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Dieter Kurtenbach
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As part of my sick, liberal lifestyle, I’m watching a 2021 Niners game right now. My main takeaway: pay Brock Purdy whatever he wants. $100 million a year? Sure. Have to do it. I was the No. 1 Jimmy G Truther but even I was underselling it.
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Dieter Kurtenbach
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There's being a dork, then there's "I watched the Sports Reporters every Sunday AM" levels of dork. You know I was the latter.
@JeremySchaap
Jeremy Schaap
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The Sports Reporters is back tomorrow, streaming on @YouTube . In this edition, @Buck , Ian Eagle, Kevin Harlan and @miketirico join us for a wide-ranging discussion on the upcoming NFL season and their experiences as voices of America's most beloved sport.
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Nick Sirianni Is hilarious because I have no idea what he does during a game and he always looks like he’s getting a prank call on his headset.
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Dieter Kurtenbach
2 months
It's why we're having so much fun right now.
@IcyVert
IcyVert
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do you ever just get concerned knowing this is the worst Wemby will ever be lmaooo
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Dieter Kurtenbach
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Covering football is awesome. Covering a really good team where the left tackle is, unquestionably, the best player, and a weekly highlight reel is even better.
@TheSFNiners
𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙎𝙁𝙉𝙞𝙣𝙚𝙧𝙨
23 days
Please enjoy 2:30 of 49ers Trent Williams completely dominating NFL defenders
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They've been to four NFC Championship Games and two Super Bowls in the last five seasons. 30 other teams would sign up for that kind of "underachievement."
@CallMeMrTeebs
They call me...MrTeebs
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@dieter I'm leaning toward the 49ers as being perennial underachievers. 🤷
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Dieter Kurtenbach
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The most impressive part of that Fred Warner forced fumble is that he was in man-to-man on the opposite side of field. Dude flew across the green, set up, and ensured the Niners had a chance in this game. HOF
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Dieter Kurtenbach
2 months
Contract negotiations are usually messy, but my god has Brandon Aiyuk totally botched his side of this song and dance. Buddy, you don't utilize any leverage by demanding a trade when they've already shopped you to every team and no one bought.
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Dieter Kurtenbach
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@LOLKNBR [looks at buffet of shitty options]
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Dieter Kurtenbach
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1. He’s the richest player in the NBA 2. Who shouldn’t be playing? It’s a 40-minute game. You can’t run an 11-man rotation. 3. Nothing but respect for Bob Cousy being a takesman and standing up for his guy in his 90s. Aspirational
@LegionHoops
Legion Hoops
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Bob Cousy on Jayson Tatum’s Team USA benching: “This isn’t just a snub. This is an embarrassment for that poor kid all over the [expletive] world. The Olympics have gotten that big. Everyone’s going to think that there’s something wrong this this kid.” (via @Dan_Shaughnessy )
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Dieter Kurtenbach
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@Giants__Niners This org pushes "Best broadcast team in baseball" and that's probably true, just as much because Javy is just in reserve as the main four. And we all love Hunter as a guy and enthusiasm matters, but he doesn't inform. It's ok to be a storyteller, but that's a tough combo with D
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Dieter Kurtenbach
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Patrick Corbin should have been the designated pitcher for the home run derby.
@MLBHRVideos
MLB HR Videos
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Tyler Fitzgerald - San Francisco Giants (12)
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