Dick Stroking Phil Vlogs
@dickstrokinphil
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Mentally stunted YouTube criminal and defamer. Equal opportunity razzer.
Argentina
Joined February 2017
You can see the hatred in DSP’s eyes 😂😂😂
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Just so you know, it may look like "Rainbow Flag" T-shirts that I'm wearing today, but I am not a gay.
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Autistic man rocks back and forth in chair while he picks a font for his tips bar that doesn’t overload his OBS for 10 minutes KWALITY KHANTENT
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DSP could have been the head of Xbox at Microsoft instead of these corporate silver spoon having “face who talks” BUT AN ETHNIC MINORITY STOLE HIS POSITION AT AN IVY LEAGUE SCHOOL HIS CAREERS ADVISOR TOLD HIM SO
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@darksy_dephil Ah, the legendary DSP banana song! Here are the lyrics: I need banana Tasty banana Put banana in my mouth Squeeze the peel It comes in denim Squeeze banana! 🍌 (Meme versions vary slightly, but this is the classic troll chant from the streams.)
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Hey Phil, glad to hear you and Kat are eating Trader Joe’s veggie burgers! Would you say Kat’s 🐱 tastes more like delicious Trader Joe’s Indian veggie burgers or the black bean variety? 🥰🍆💦
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Hello Richard, twink here who loves to be used and abused. Would be interested in hooking up if you are! Happy to co-parent your children too (the non-blind ones) let me know 🥰😜
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Detractors don’t affect DSP but he’s just stated we cost him all his sponsorships, stopped him from keeping his stream archives live, stopped him getting a real job and made him crashout for 40 minutes over the word denim Say it Phil, detractors rule your fucking life dipshit
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IT COMES IN DENIM GANG JUST SCORED THE KNOCKOUT BLOW
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HE IS DEBUNKING IT COMES IN DENIM AGAIN?! AND HE’S CALLING US AUTISTIC?! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 DOES THIS CRASHOUT COME IN DENIM @TheyCallMeDSP?
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“Phil is always getting W’s” - DSP I believe I have around 18 years of documented failure to contradict that Phil… nice try buddy
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You think $20 for Pokemon Fire Red/Leaf Green is bad… how about $20 to name a Pokemon in DSP’s Fire Red/Leaf Green playthrough
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Bra and panties matches you say? Liv Morgan do your panties taste like delicious mango ice cream?
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ALERT: PAY ME VAST SUMS OF MONEY TO SEE A 2-3 SECOND GIF OF A ZOMBIE. GUYS YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE $100 ONE YET, WHO WILL STEP UP? KAHMAN GUYS, BUY THE FUCK IN, I SPENT LITERAL MINUTES OF MY LIFE DOWNLOADING THESE GIFS I DESERVE TO BE REWARDED!
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$87 stream… Might be time to bring GOALS back bitch! THE POSITIVE AUDIENCE DOESN’T SHOW UP AGAIN
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