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THIS IS A MUST-WATCH FROM PRESIDENT MUSEVENI! VINTAGE STUFF!!!!
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This picture is iconic; I would use it for national branding!!!!!! Any thoughts????
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NHASI KWASEKWA VEDUWEE!!!!! I had a surprise visit from Baba Manyeruke at the Office, in the company of three other comrades - all of them artists in their own right. I have never had a more jovial time in a long time. It was pearls of laughter all the way. Of course sad moments…
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NEVERS MUMBA, THE MAN WHO CHOSE THE FOREST FOR TREES: He came, got lost in the faraway forest, couldn’t see the tree in the yard! Election Observation is just that: a very specific assignment limited to electoral processes. It is not assessment of a Nation’s whole Legal Edifice.
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GUYS, PARTICULARLY IMI MAYERO, MANGA MUCHIZIVA HERE KUTI SARUDZO DZAKAPERA? Nevers Mumba akadzokera kuZambia kwake, ini ndikaenda kuhwayana dzangu??? Pabatei ipapo; ngazviende mberi!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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HE IS GONE!!!!!! Have just got news that Bob Nyabinde has left this life!!! I am devastated!!!!!😭😭😭😭😭😭 Go well great teacher, great artist. Quintessence of simplicity!!!🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿
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RELAXING ON GOOD FRIDAY: Today, Friday, I took Mukudzei, Ivainesu and Hilda to our family hideout somewhere in Mashonaland West. Tired from a hectic school-term, I thought the three scoundrels needed time out, and to be with their grandmother, Mbuya Chengu. Of course as they were…
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STRAIGHTENING THE RECORD ON TRIPLE C: After a series of spectacular legal harassments by Douglas Mwonzora, the leadership of what would become Triple C met and decided on THREE ISSUES ONLY. These were:
1- to abandon the name MDC and to adopt a new name, TRIPLE C;
2- to change…
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TAPEDZA BASA; CHASARA KUISA HWAI DZACHO NEKUDZICHENGETA….. Thank you guys, Mhofu Paidamoyo naMainini!!!!👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
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WE ARE ALL AS GOOD AS OUR O-LEVELS!!!!!!I had an amusing last week; so, here I was trying to do some little course with the University of Zimbabwe. I am on UZ’s EMHARE online registration system to get that done. EMHARE asks for my O-LEVEL GRADES. Sensing most applicants are…
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THE BEST DECISION WHICH THE EUROPEAN UNION HAS EVER DONE FOR ZIMBABWE!!!!!👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿 I have always wondered and felt demeaned by the fact that a critical institution like ZEC which plays midwifery to a Govt and President for Zimbabwe, gets funded by a bloc of Foreign Countries with…
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Wamuka sei chibaba chemusic???? Zviendeke muna 2024!!!!!💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
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I LIKE THE TURN OF EVENTS IN SOUTH’S CAPE TOWN: While some of our xenophobic black brothers are guarding all the long stretch of Vembe River against Zimbabwean shoppers crossing the border to express their buying power on South African markets, right inside South Africa itself,…
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THIS AFTERNOON HIS EXCELLENCY THE PRESIDENT, DR ED MNANGAGWA, RECEIVED THE RENOWNED GOSPEL SINGER, BABA MECHANIC MANYERUKE, AT STATE HOUSE. BABA MANYERUKE CAME TO ANNOUNCE HIS FORMAL RETIREMENT FROM THE MUSIC INDUSTRY, TO START A NEW LIFE AS A FULLTIME FARMER IN THE CHIWUNDURA…
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My wish is just one training Session with President Putin!!!!👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
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His Excellency the President brought down the house by threatening to “fire” his Director-General, Ambassador Isaac Moyo, for failing to forewarn him that a “conspiracy” was brewing under his nose, next door!!!!! A “conspiracy” led by the First Lady, supported by her children,…
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Ndiripi???? Ndinaani???? Something loading somewhere in Zimbabwe.
#NyikaInovakwaNeveneVayo
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SUNAK IS BEGINNING TO BE MY HERO!!! WELL DONE MISTER PRIME MINISTER FOR REFUSING TO PANDER TO LGBT+ NONSENSE!!!!!!!!!
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Hapana chinouya chega uri paX…..Somewhere in Manicaland!!!! Production! Production! Production!
#InovakwaNeveneVayo
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KWAZOUYA MIFANANIDZO YEZVIRI PAMUNDA. INOVAKWA NEKURIMWA NEVENE VAYO!!!!!!!
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DID YOU KNOW? That this guy was appointed Chairman of SEOM before Zambia assumed Chairmanship of the SADC ORGAN???? Check that out!!! That is how anxious his masters were to secure a pre-conceived result!!!! We can escalate things in a very nasty way. Never push us!!!!!
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That is how incompetent farmers black Zimbabweans are,
@ProfLumumba1
!!! And I am only small-sized incompetence!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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ZIMBABWEANS, YOU REALLY HUMBLE ME! OVER 2300 FOLLOWERS FROM AFTER 0600HRS WHEN I DID MY FIRST TWEET AS
@donzamusoro007
!!!I HOPE
@elonmusk
PEOPLE SEE THIS. FREE SPEECH CANNOT BE CURTAILED BY FEEBLE MINDS WHICH CAN’T STAND VIGOROUS DEBATE; COWARDS WHO SEEK REFUGEE IN FALSE RULES!
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WARNING TO ALL SOUTHERN AFRICAN GOVERNMENTS GOING FOR ELECTIONS: Forces of imperialism in Southern Africa, organised through the Brenthurst Foundation, use a Zambian-based company called QUANTUM TECHNOLOGIES, to destabilise and fund pro-Western opposition parties. Especially…
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CHAROVA CHIFANHA!!! Nemo nemo, furusitopu kwindi!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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SABC MUST FEEL SUITABLY EMBARRASSED BY THIS FAKERY IT HAS DIGNIFIED AS NEWS. IT IS A REAL SHAME WHICH IS INEVITABLE ONCE SUCH A BIG NEWS ORGANISATION THINKS IT CAN GET NEWS ON ZIMBABWE GOVT FROM ANY OTHER SOURCE OTHER THAN THE GOVT CONCERNED. I HOPE THEY LEARN FOR BETTER!!!!!…
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Yesterday His Excellency met with a man who is synonymous with the architecture of Zimbabwe’s education, Dr Dzingai Mutumbuka, the inaugural education minister of a free, independent Zimbabwe!
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Conversing with Commander Defence Forces - CDF General Philip Valerio Sibanda today, ahead of the burial of National Hero, Cde Joshua Teke Malinga at National Heroes Acre, Harare.
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Cabinet, Government’s highest decision-making body, has today resumed its routine weekly Tuesday meetings during which Government policy business is transacted. His Excellency the President, Dr ED Mnangagwa who chairs all Sessions of Cabinet officially opened the first session on…
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WHEN THE GOING GETS BUSY, HIS EXCELLENCY THE PRESIDENT TAKES AWAY!!!!!! Amidst a frenetic programme at COP’28, the evidently overworked and famished Zimbabwean President had no choice but to settle for a takeaway meal got from some outlet adjoining the Summit Hall. Offered a…
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SO LONG A PROCESS, SO SHORT AN END!!!!! THANK YOU ZIMBABWE!!! WE KEEP THE PEACE, NOW, TOMORROW AND FOREVER!!!!!! Zimbabwe WINS!!!!!👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
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Kunze kwaVaMugabe naVaMnangagwa, pane vamwe vamaziva here????
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A real Comrade who suffers no quislings!!!!!!👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
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I DIDN’T KNOW UNTIL THIS DAY: That Zanu PF alone fills up the new Zimbabwe Parliament! Hapana anga asipo!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣 Whoever advised the Triple C to incite its few MPs to boycott today’s official opening of the Tenth Parliament of Zimbabwe only served to underline the majority…
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STUNNING SHOT FROM INDEPENDENCE STADIUM: President ED Mnangagwa humbling himself before founder of the Namibian Nation, former President Sam Nujoma.
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HOW ABOUT BASH-ON-THE-BEACH ON THE SAND-BANGS OF SAVE RIVER AT BIRCHENOUGH BRIDGE BEFORE THE RAINS? And to use that all-weekend musical to spotlight Manicaland as a tourism destination?? Beach Volley Ball, Beach Marathon, Beach Soccer, Copter Tours, huge market spotlighting fruit…
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VARAKASHI, WELL DONE!!!!! YOUR SPRITE DEFENCE OF THE REVOLUTION HAS BEEN ACKNOWLEDGED BY THE EU. BACK-HANDEDLY BUT GOOD ENOUGH COMING FROM CONTRARY INTERESTS!!!!!!👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
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You can’t help but admire her!!!!!!! Well done Hon Pandor!!!!!!
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This BOB WINE IS A FOOL; WE HAVE HIS LOOKALIKE HERE!!!!! HAVATONGI!!!!!
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JUST BY WAY OF BACKGROUND: The EU was quite upset when the Zimbabwean Security establishment busted their cyber network meant to subvert our electoral processes. I am referring to their complex operation starting at our Holiday Inn and ending in Nairobi. Then of course the…
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@SANDEJAQ
Why don’t you join the anti-crime unit of ZRP, and subdue armed robbers through kisses and roses. You seem to have lips for it!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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DENGA RAZARUKA, wanikwe isu takagadzirira. Ndipo patave apa. Some 60ha of commercial maize loading. Yesterday we cloaked 100mm of rain and started collecting water in the virtually dry dam. Hope springs eternal!!!!!!!🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿
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A NEW BEAST IN THE FLEET: The Farm has just acquired a 130-horsepower Belarusian Tractor whose awesome tractive power makes all our implements mere “babies”! Because of this major acquisition, the first 60 hectares are already done and planted, anxiously awaiting for the rains.…
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They gave up their lives not for you to pawn your Zimbabwe to imperialists whose agents killed them!!! THINK ABOUT IT BEFORE YOU TAKE DIRTY MONEY FROM THE COMPOUND!!!!
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Zvinenge zvatodhakwa zvachose; kunzi enda kunotenga gas neVX8??? Huitawo here?????🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶
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HUTONGI HUNOTYA MWARI: President ED Mnangagwa has authorised Govt to fully fund
@DrThoko_Khupe
’s medical trip to India. She is stricken by resurgent cancer.
#CompassionateLeadership
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I have a second cancer attack. I am doing well, and many thanks to those already wishing me well. Together we can beat cancer.
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Clever Nation-builders know that National food insecurity is never solved by donations of Apache Combat Crafts. Food is quietly grown in agricultural fields, not Battlefields!!!
@joseph_kalimbwe
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TIMBOFIZURA MAYERO KWANHASI: This week, the de facto leader of Tripe C, SENGEZO TSHABANGU, made key pronouncements which many may have missed. It’s worth our while to restate them:
1) Triple C has accepted results of the August 23 elections, recognise State President ED…
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I THINK THERE HAS TO BE A RE-EVALUATION OF IDI AMIN DADA IN AFRICAN POLITICS. HE MIGHT TURN OUT TO BE A REVOLUTIONARY WHOM AFRICA LOST TO RISIBLE WESTERN PROPAGANDA!!!!!
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GOOD NEWS FROM ESWATHINI: The SEOM CHAIRMAN, Cde Enoch Kavindele, threatened to withhold his signature to the SEOM Report drafted by one Munyuki - the same guy who penned the Zimbabwe SEOM report - until it removes its unduly censorious tone. Bitterly complaining that Zambian…
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I SUGGEST CHAMISA BUILDS AN INCINERATOR AHEAD OF HIS NEW PARTY!!!!!!! The rate at which regalia changes and requiring burning is enough to cause CLIMATE CHANGE!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 We need ZIMCOP’24!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
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CONTRARY TO CLAIMS OF DISENGAGEMENT, TRIPLE C MPs are in Parliament this morning to attend a meeting of STANDING RULES AND ORDERS COMMITTEE. They pleaded with the Speaker to be let in!! So much about DISENGAGEMENT, BARELY A DAY LATER!!!!!
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Tools of imperialism always live large, well beyond their and country’s means!!!! Pasi nezvigananda!!!!!!!
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Some MOUTHS are built for useless arguments. Look at this one!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Akakakauya muno tinoda kuti kanochera makomba ePfumvudza kuChikurubi!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Before leaving the Republic of Botswana, the President went game viewing along the Okavango Delta. This pride of lions rested nonchalantly, oblivious to the presence of the Head of State. Struck by their temerity and disrespect, the President turned to the Chief of Protocol,…
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Congrats Hon Dr Muswere on getting your second PhD!!!!!👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
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NEW TAKE IN AFRICAN DIPLOMACY: You take warring brothers to a cattle pen, and you get them to bury the hatchet!!! Museveni is amazing. My President!!!!👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
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Ready to be blast-frozen!!!!! Basa sebasa; hapana chekumirira apa. Tshabangu never recalls farmers!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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MY TEAM ON A RECCE MISSION AT BIRCHENOUGH BRIDGE A DAY AGO.
#BirchenoughBeachBash
is loading. Ndimi makaida mhuri yeZimbabwe. We will go play, including enjoying land and air tours of the Eastern Highlands. We have to support the new Minister of Tourism,
@BarbaraRwodzi
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Doink chadzoka!!!! Congrats my good friend!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Ndini zvangu gore rapera; ukawona tichinyemwerera, muvengi tinenge tapedza naye!!! Makadiiko maDzimbabwe? Atanga gore rake ngaaripedze; taneta kukuurirwa makore evamwe vane husimbe hwekurarama. Apa ipwere futi; munomhanyirei kunyikadzimu sekunge masakura mazunza?? Itai mushe imi,…
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ZURO MAURO NDAKAGARA NEHANZVADZI NEMUNIN’INA KUSVUSVURA HEDU. IN THESE FRENETIC DAYS, ONE RARELY FINDS SUCH A SPECIAL MOMENT. THANK YOU GUYS!!👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
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MaBLUE, manzwa here kuti makwizwa kuHarare East??? Futi muri masichupeti. Mese naChamisa wenyu!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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We are acutely concerned about pre-election harassment of Donald Trump, the Republican candidate for America’s forthcoming elections, an weaponisation of US law by the Biden Administration against the same and other Republicans. We demand an even playing field, before, during and…
We are concerned by reports of continued politically-motivated violence and intimidation post-election. Every person, no matter their political affiliation, has the right to live free of fear and to be treated fairly under the law.
#StopLawfare
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New Generation of Sellouts. They look sophisticated yet are empty.
#ANCCOMRADESMUSTPREVAIL
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NDAKAZOSVIKA KWATI HUNDERERE HAKO asi mbeswa dziri kusimuka zvinoyevedza chose. Chibage takaita 60 hectares; soya taisa 30 hectares. Dhamhu razara, zvichereva kuti tinodiridza kana yedenga yapwa!!!!
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THIS IS WHAT I CALL PHOTOJOURNALISM!!!!! Only by the OPC!!!!!!!👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿 Thank you Cde Tawanda👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
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Rova maYERO unyerere SCOTT; THEY WANT TO DISTRACT YOU FROM YOUR CAMPAIGN. VASIYIRE KWATIRI IWE ICHITSEMURA NDIMA!!!!!!
#EDWorks
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LOADING SOON: A SUMMIT OF FORMER LIBERATION MOVEMENTS, AND ZIMBABWE IS THE CONVENOR!!!!!
@joseph_kalimbwe
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HAMA WADIWA, Dai maiziva kutsunga kwaita murume uyu panyaya dzekugadzirisa hupfumi, maisvipira zvose muchikomba. Today’s Central Committee showed me the steely side of this man and his team. We are going forward!!!!!!👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
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His Excellency the President, Dr ED Mnangagwa, is at the burgeoning iron and steel company, DISCO, situated at Manhize. The vast project which has already employed 1500 Zimbabweans, is set to push out its first product in June this year. Its first phase is looking at an output of…
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Chinyarara weShanduko!!!! Svusvusvuuuuu!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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This is not helpful communication at all. Let’s stick to truthful communication Comrades!!!! Ndapota hangu.
Located 40km downstream of the Victoria Falls, the 2400MW Batoka Gorge Hydro Electric Scheme (BGHES) project,which is set to be commissioned around 2030 is progressing well & is expected to boost economic development in Zimbabwe 🇿🇼 & Zambia 🇿🇲.
@ZambeziRiverAut
@official_MOEPD
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DEAR MEDIA COLLEAGUES: The past tense of EXEMPT is EXEMPT; it is not EXEMPTED!!! Please!!!!!🥶🥶🥶😫😫😫🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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NEVERS MUMBA TRYING TO PULL TRIPLE C OUT OF ELECTORAL DITCH!!!!!
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WHY WAS MAHERE FIRED ON THE EVE OF HARMONISED ELECTIONS???? Hatipatsvarei ipapo; pane nyaya hombe!!!! Ndinyengerererei!!!!!! Apa handidi!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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CORRECT ENGLISH CONSTRUCTION: I get irritated by Zimbabweans - including well educated ones and whole newspapers who write: “BE REST ASSURED”! A quote attributed to me in The Sunday Mail makes such an irritating construction for which I used to chastise my students during my…
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My gadget played up on me, hence the delayed response to the good Professor. Just to let him know that being a PhD does not suggest you are a better intellectual than the rest of us. And that we do not parade our qualifications does not mean you are better read than all of us.…
Homeboy, once you pass through this stage (see photo) then we can start to reason together. At the moment, I am very far away from you🤣🤣🤣🤣. As long as you remain where you are, you will not understand anything from the esteemed Professor. Check the timeline. Everything I said…
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THERE IS A HUGE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BEING IN OPPOSITION AND BEING IN GOVERNMENT. AS FACE OF A NATION-STATE, YOU CANNOT PLAY OPPOSITION TO STATES AROUND YOU. YOU WILL HURT!
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Zvatopera; tomirira mamwe mashanu muchitongwa zvakati gadzi-gadzi!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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BASA SEBASA: An old Rhodesian House is now rubble. A new structure is taking shape. NYIIIIIKAAAAAA!!!! INOVAKWA NEVENE VAYO!!!! MUUUUSHAAAA! UNOVAKWA NEVENE VAWO!!!!!!!
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Ngaachipora hake mukomana; SADC Summit yakapera!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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