Start a problematic discourse about 9-5ers. Let’s go 👇👇:

It’s salary week, money will just drop into your account… and every single bill lines up like 'We heard you got paid' The disrespect is actually personal 😭😂

This Monday morning really hit me, alarm screaming at 5am, zero motivation, and my body still stuck in weekend mode 😤😤. Who else is pretending to be a functional adult right now? 😭

Died from his own product? 😂😂

I’ve been seeing a lot of “getting cracked, cracking” and whatnot lately, what does it mean to get cracked? 🤔

Everyone has a vice 🌚🌚🌚, tell me yours and I’ll tell you mine 🤝🙂

If you have cucumber you will know

A lot of people don’t even know the difference between fruits and vegetables 🙂🙂🙂

In my opinion, Banana 🍌 is actually the best fruit, don’t really care much about the other kinds.

Do people actually love cucumber, or it’s a fake love 😒😒😒

Fear women!!! 🤣🤣🤣

God will punish poverty 😭😭

Someone said, “in anything you do, make sure your homegirl get to your home” and i felt that 😂😂

You get a grasp of this if you’re extremely introverted 😂😂😂

Good morning to everyone seeing this, have a fruitful and productive week… Leaving the algorithm to take this to the right audience 🙂

The algorithm forcing my mutuals to view my tweets.

Mention the twitter influencer name 😂😂

They really do look like Twins 😂🤣

Like if you think Arsenal will still win the Premier League title😂😂 Retweet if you think Kepa will still start the next final too😂😂

Arteta had the whole week to prepare for a Wembley final and the answer was Kepa in goal. I really need the full PowerPoint presentation that convinced him this was a good idea 😂😂

Arsenal have turned losing finals into a cultural experience at this point 😂😂. They don't just lose, they lose with storylines, plot twists and a goalkeeper moment…. Every single time💔😂😭