the smell of someone smoking through the screen door 🌙

Only 2016 girlies will get this:

the only thing more embarrassing than constantly being on twitter is announcing ur departure from twitter 👍👍👍 lollll

going to delete twitter from my phone indefinitely (allegedly) my insta is cassie.jpg‼️‼️let’s be oomfs there 😁 or i might still be on my priv a little bit @doitforda1e okay smoochies bye

dwayne barack johnson

i love it when people find out barry johnson is hot

allegedly

THEYRE PLAYING FUCK KOALACAUST

are any oomfs at joyce manor at 9:30 club

There’s schools in New Mexico open 4 days a week bc they can’t afford Friday. Schools in Baltimore close when it’s too hot bc they cant afford AC. In whole counties in South Dakota people die a decade before everyone else. But there’s always money for bombs. Alway money for bombs

like i don’t think she’s real

oh wow i love my new toy from auntie yar so much! 😸-barb

if it’s a boy- thecomputernerd01, if it’s a girl- VenetianPrincess

uhhhhh yeah she’s called my girlfriend and she’s right next to me 😂😂😂

“i got pit” “i got seats” yeah well i’ve got the gift of one liners & you’ve got the curse of curves

we are the moshers of the push pit you couldn’t crowdkill

rate my bananagrams board 👍

Wii Fit called me a fat cracker

hannah horvath would wear these to her teaching job & then not understand why she was being reprimanded for inappropriate attire

sowwwyyyyy