Jacob Devries
@devries_jacob
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Thank you Trump for defeating my woke retirement savings.
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If I ever spam post my Spotify wrapped please take my phone away from me.
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The masculine urge to resist pulling the grill out of the garage.
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Valentine's Day is so fascinating because girls be posting some random dude I've never seen in my life.
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My algorithm has somehow become all Stanley cups please help.
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Announcing to the Twitter void that I am now 600 elo in chess.
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Guys are really emasculated by using an electric toothbrush? Bro its power tools for your teeth.
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"radical bicycle activists".
How did a tiny niche of radical bicycle activists manage to achieve such influence that they basically dictate transit policy unilaterally now?. Like, there is zero debate on this issue. The die seems to be cast, yet I have not met a single normal person in favor of this.
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When will companies/schools finally learn this is a bad idea.
Help UB name our snowplows by Dec. 2, 2022! You could win one of 4 $100 campus cash prizes. #UBuffalo. Thanks so much for your help!!
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