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Founder of Astro Mucho astronomy tours. Former poker pro. Retired river guide. Amateur archeologist. Producer of Terlingua Burlesque.

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Bryan Devonshire
7 days
All this rain has flooded the Rio Grande as well. We ran the 3 day Santa Elena Canyon trip yesterday in 6 hours, and a 20 minute shower rewarded us with waterfalls. One of the best moments ever in my blue boat!. What are y'all up to these days?
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Bryan Devonshire
17 days
That may have been my most pleasurable river trip ever. 7 days on Middle Fork of the Salmon, 100 miles through Idaho wilderness. I highly recommend it commercially. They give you the white glove treatment and always get the best camps. @angryjmonnett
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Bryan Devonshire
29 days
First time I've ever gambled from a raft-in campsite. Thanks @Starlink! @DraftKings
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Bryan Devonshire
2 months
My gawd. While trying to figure out how to help these lost urban ducks, one of those white driverless cars squared up to mama and the two chicks, and stopped in time. Amazing. Then, they found this pond. How do I help?
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Bryan Devonshire
2 months
Walking through Austin, found this lost mama duck with two chicks. Escorted them to a greenbelt that leads to water. I hope they find a place to rest away from the road. In the process, I watched one of those driverless cars square up with them, and stopped dead in its tracks!
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Bryan Devonshire
2 months
I can totally pass on Kyler here. The 1 seat shouldn't be taking a QB. 💀
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Bryan Devonshire
3 months
I've learned so much about so many things three weeks into starting a business. Today I'm learning about @Vistaprint. My industry is astronomy. but the only astro option is astrology!.
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Bryan Devonshire
3 months
Nothing like learning some forgiveness from AI. I hope to forgive so gracefully in my future. In other news, I launched a LLC! Behold, #AstroMucho!.
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Bryan Devonshire
4 months
I just walked to the DMV, registered 4 vehicles in 3 minutes, but needed a cheque for property tax. The next person in line wrote a cheque on my behalf and I handed him cash He built my house. The last person in line and I helped save a life last week. I love this town.
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Bryan Devonshire
4 months
This is how I know people are stupid and lazy.
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Bryan Devonshire
4 months
RT @Table1Vegas: 🚨 New Table 1 Podcast Episode 🚨. From sneaking into Casinos at 19, to WSOP Main Event runs, to losing it all & rebuilding,….
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Bryan Devonshire
5 months
What is more profitable for a cash game pro? . The best $2-5+ game ever playing $2.5k effective, or a 7/10 uncapped $5-10-20+ game?.
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Bryan Devonshire
5 months
What song do you have that triggers a memory? Tell me a story!.
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Bryan Devonshire
5 months
They would flirt by flopping their fupa on your thigh, and often you would be surrounded before you knew it. Instead of your colleagues coming to the rescue, they scatter, one slips over to the jukebox, and plays Smooth Operator. I musta heard that song 30 times that summer.w.
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Bryan Devonshire
5 months
Smooth Operator playing on the jukebox. In 2005, I guided on Kern River outside Bakersfield. Across the alley from Gude House, where I slept on the floor beside a Street Fighter II machine, was a glorious dive bar full of cracked out cougars that loved to prey on young guides.
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Bryan Devonshire
5 months
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Bryan Devonshire
6 months
#TIL that if I host a free event on private land, with camping and no alcohol sales, I incur liability. If somebody drinks too much of their own beer, drives away, and fucks something up, somehow that's my fault for hosting. My gawd. Gives me more respect for event planners.
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Bryan Devonshire
6 months
I got precisely one team to round three over 330+ entries. The $500 grande Mitten that I ignorantly auto drafted. 🤦. But I'm proud of these monsters from Returns. Is there a lesson here or just noise? Perhaps for The Gauntlet we should prioritize advancement, try for 5 live?
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Bryan Devonshire
6 months
I guess I shoulda seen the Allen pick coming given their first four picks.
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Bryan Devonshire
6 months
With 5 solid QB options, we should all be waiting at QB. Some players take 3 QBs, thus the fear. These teams are monsters that do wait. Serious question, is Mahomes "optimal" in the 9th? I suppose he outscores Hurts a third of the time, but maybe a unique piece is better?
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