hey phreaks #phanniefriday

phil if dan didn’t warn him about the step outside of the bar door

Blame it on the Goose (Goose) Gotcha feelin' loose (loose) Blame it on the 'Tron ('Tron) Got you in the zone (zone) Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol

enjoying the phupload and suddenly dan starts asking phil if he likes a big sausage and teases him to swallow it

so does anyone wanna pine over me on twitter first and then we start messaging & then we start having 5 hour skype calls at night and then u come over and we kiss the first day we meet and then we cant stand to be away from each other so u move in and i teach u how to do laundry

the fucking graph of their love and now its the biggest and strongest its ever been oh dear god

gaming videos confirmed to be filmed in the comfort of the phouse

hell yeah my show is on!!!!

WE ARE SO BACK

absolutely legendary pull from daniel howell

i have ocd so if you see me constantly posting and then deleting things its because i can never have a relaxed thought in my brain

boyfriends were turnt off that malibu

chapstick challenge is next guys

riiiight right.

8 yrs ago i realized its truly unhealthy to be parasocial with ur faves (dnp)&the key to happiness is having your own dreams &friends, dnp can also be a part of that happiness BUT they arent responsible for my overall wellbeing&joy &i think some ppl need to practice this mindset

this has me crying why was he so perplexed 😭😭😭

LEAVE DAN AND PHIL ALONE FOR GETTING A PATREON DAMN😭

OH SHUT UP.

p: growers can get 4 times their size! d: who are you speaking for bro??? p: i dont wanna-i’m not gonna out anyones girth d: length, actually, i think we’re talkin’ about

this loser (endearingly)