Old J. Cole would’ve picked fans up on this bad boy. Unfortunately the fame got to him & he picks them up in a car.

You are speaking to me as if I am a horse you own instead of a horse you are lucky to have stumbled across in a meadow.

if you catch me smiling on my phone i’m the funny one not them.

physics lecturer carefully putting km/h instead of m/s to waste time of the students

I gotta learn about more shit so I can make more jokes

Sometimes I'm not flirting I'm just anthropologically interested in what you have going on.

all hot guys have one thing in common they all like mathematics

a boy yearns for an intellectual conversation (and then making out)

https://t.co/cdWY5AyDSN

i don’t freak unless froken to

sorry for dry texting you’re really hot and i’m scared

the first listen of an album is sacred… that means: 1. don’t shuffle the album (blasphemy) 2. no distractions 3. don’t skip tracks (even if you don’t like em) what else am i missing?

Liking physics and actually knowing/understanding physics are two different things

With great dilly comes great dally.

I’m rather fond of quirky old fashioned words. Here are some of my favourites: Skedaddle Nincompoop Highfalutin Malarkey Gobbledegook Comeuppance Skullduggery Kerfuffle Flummoxed Thingamajig Tomfoolery Shenanigans Hoodwink Blethering Hullabaloo Curmudgeon Bamboozled Numpty

When your message was so interesting that she's been reading it for 3 days

on my way to a meetup i initiated when i was in an extraverted mood

J. COLE 🚨 THE FALL-OFF (NEW ALBUM) FEBRUARY 6TH. https://t.co/vMqezwny3a

imaginationship

Spotify can keep its Wrapped, I just want her wrapped around me