Another One Bites the Dust

Time to funk out with @MosesMo and @MothersFinestMo!

Well @UPS had my delivery for 1430. Then 1900. Listed as "almost there" all day. Nope. No delivery. Now it gets delivered on an "as time allows" basis. I may get it next week based on passed missed deliveries. 🤬😡

Pro-tip for your @QuikTrip fountain refills, especially if your mug has been in a hot car. Put some crushed ice and water in it and shake. Empty and refill with ice and your drink of choice. That will pre-chill the inside and give you more time before the ice melts! :)

Found it! Thanks! Should be a little clearer. :)

Innoculate your kids against Socialism by having them clean the bathroom. Pay them $10, then take away $7 and give it to their sibling who didn't help. Socialism won't seem so attractive then!

Today the teacher union NEA filed ANOTHER lawsuit against me - this time a Temporary Restraining Order and Preliminary Injunction. Will teacher unions bullying moms be an everyday thing now?

I just got served with a lawsuit from the teacher union NEARI. Throwing down the gauntlet, are we? Game on.

Why can't people already have everything already filled out before getting to the post office so as not to hold everybody else up?

@SUBWAY

Joe Biden: I was just briefed on Russia Also Joe Biden: Let me get my notecards out so I can remember what they told me.

If @amazon is trying to be "Green", why do they still use paper envelopes with bubbles, which can't be easily recycled? The 100% plastic envelopes can be recycled at any grocery store that accepts plastic bags.

Joe Biden was masked up for a Zoom Call with 16 other World leaders... He was the only idiot wearing a mask by himself... In a room for a Zoom Call... This isn't a leader, this is an embarrassment..

There are 28 movies, Just name one. Don't ruin it for everyone and name all of them. Lol

Is it just me or does it look like this rapper is holding two guns? And people wonder why rappers are automatically associated with crime. @hulu

I’m disappointed in the Biden Administration's decision to reenter the #ParisClimateAccord. This will kill thousands of manufacturing jobs in #MI10 and puts American manufacturing at a disadvantage to China.

One of the most vile smell combinations. Cigarette smoke and cheap perfume. 🤮

Just hit KING status in the @RaceTrac rewards program!

This had to be a rude awakening.