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Derek (they/them)

@derekischmitz

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Derek, 21, disabled, chronically ill, non-binary, and queer.

East Alabama (Central Time)
Joined January 2018
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@UABNews
UAB
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UAB B-alert update (1/25): UAB will delay the university opening Monday, Jan. 26, with classes and normal operations starting at 10 a.m. Hospitals do not close and UAB Medicine will maintain normal operations. Check UAB email for details.
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@BlairBears65
💜BlairBears🦝| Charity Raccoon
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Since we have some new friendos, I'd really like to share this again if that's okay! We are 100% Non-Profit, so hitting Partner means more support for the kiddos in CMN Hospitals 🙏 if you can help in any way, I'll give you so much of my Garbo 🫂💜🦝
@BlairBears65
💜BlairBears🦝| Charity Raccoon
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Hey, Hi, Hello, I am BlairBears! A 100% charity raccoon trying to raise support for Children's Miracle Network Hospitals. ALL Payouts go to #EXTRALIFE, so hitting partner means MORE $$ FOR DA KIDS! If you can, consider hanging out with us in stream. We're pretty okie dokie 💜🦝
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@BlairBears65
💜BlairBears🦝| Charity Raccoon
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Hey, Hi, Hello, I am BlairBears! A 100% charity raccoon trying to raise support for Children's Miracle Network Hospitals. ALL Payouts go to #EXTRALIFE, so hitting partner means MORE $$ FOR DA KIDS! If you can, consider hanging out with us in stream. We're pretty okie dokie 💜🦝
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@NewsWire_US
NewsWire
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Danish MEP Anders Vistisen to Trump: “Let me put this in words you might understand: Mr. President, f*** off.”
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@derekischmitz
Derek (they/them)
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Just used Automix on Apple Music for Give Me Everything & I Gotta Feeling and shit is GAS.
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@NewsWire_US
NewsWire
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White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has a tense back and forth with a reporter on ICE-involved shooting in Minneapolis. "You're a biased reporter with a left-wing opinion. You're a left-wing hack. You're not a reporter." https://t.co/5S3HH3Yu3M
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Hey y’all! I just wanna remind you: I am LEGALLY OBLIGATED to award at least one scholarship to a Louisiana woman. And no Louisiana women have applied. This happens every year where we have to beg women in my own state to apply and Idk why. We’re in our 6th cycle! Come get this
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@JakeSherman
Jake Sherman
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Welcome to 2026. The United States is going to be running Venezuela -- possibly with U.S. troops on the ground -- for some indeterminate period of time. Congress is back in a few days.
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@FearedBuck
FearBuck
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In 2026, the following major holidays will fall on weekends: - Valentine’s Day 2026 — Saturday - 4th of July 2026 — Saturday - Halloween 2026 — Saturday - Christmas 2026 — Friday - New Year’s Day (2027) — Friday
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@UkeCreature
uke creature🇵🇸🚩
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huge day for trans people who have their deadname as their gmail address
@Dexerto
Dexerto
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Google is rolling out the ability to change your Gmail address Users will finally be able to update their old, embarrassing email addresses
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@RealityBent
Nova🦇He/e/xe
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The number of people who are non-binary, but haven't unlearned gender essentially quite disappointing.
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@derekischmitz
Derek (they/them)
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*Dr. Doofenshmirtz impression* Wow! If I had a nickel for every time frozen shrimp was recalled for containing cesium-137, I'd have two nickels--which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice. Right? RIGHT?
@ABC
ABC News
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The FDA has announced a recall of about 83,800 bags of frozen raw shrimp after the products may have been prepared, packed or held under conditions that could have exposed them to very low levels of the radioactive isotope cesium-137. https://t.co/39AAB5ApAA
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@NewsWire_US
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2025 Sets Records for Congressional Inaction: Fewest Laws Passed and House Votes Since at Least 1989 — WaPo
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@BlairBears65
💜BlairBears🦝| Charity Raccoon
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A Merry Crimbus to all that are here and a moment of reflection for those who have passed. I'm so proud of you for doing your best this year, and I'm excited as heck to see what our future holds. Let's keep moving forward! But first, we eat all the Crimmis cookies 🥹💜🦝
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@BlairBears65
💜BlairBears🦝| Charity Raccoon
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🎄MERRY TRASHMAS EVERYONE! 🎄 This year has been full of ups and downs, but that's what living is all about, and I'm really heckin' hap that I'm here with all of you! We've made so many friendos, accomplished so much together, and I cannot wait to see what our future holds💜🦝
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@RyanLostinTX
Ryan, Perdido en TX
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Twas the night before Christmas When all through the house The air conditioner was running Because you live in the south
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@grynbaum
Michael M. Grynbaum
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Here is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her ‘60 Minutes’ colleagues in full:
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@cv_cev
Clinically Vulnerable Families 💙💜💗
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⚠️Please DO NOT discriminated against Clinically Vulnerable families, who are trying to shop safely during a wave of "super flu" @lakeside_tw.⚠️ Would you ban customers in wheelchairs or with hearing aids? 1/
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