Does anyone know of any intern opportunities? I have a super smart college student looking for an opportunity. He’s looking for something for the summer, winter break, etc. If you want to drop your company below he’ll see them. You can DM me as well.

Made the mistake of logging back in after a few months.

When you're trying to be quiet in a public bathroom.

To stop a bad dog with a gun you need a good dog with a gun.

Listen to what this MF says, see if you catch it. The AUDACITY. 😧

This has said “2 hours and 37 minutes” for about 20 minutes.

Boss: “Why did you name this variable ‘buoy’?” Me: Because it was a float. #DadJokeDotNet

Me waiting for my government to tell me how to eat, how to fuck, and how to pray.

Felons in 2024: “Background Check?”

'Merica

Me when a recipe says “1 clove of garlic”.

A lot of blood, sweat, and tears go into these things. 🤨

Is “Kapow” South African for “It didn’t work”? 🤔

Sallow Moth featured on Bandcamp Daily for best October Metal releases. Usually LPs are highlighted, so this feels extra special. Glad to have brought back the project, especially with a fresh perspective. Stay tuned for the full length that follows this EP!

Watch this whole video to the end or we can’t be friends.

My grandmother has outlived my grandfather by 20 years and hopefully many more.

My grandmother’s 90th birthday today. She’s the one that started it all. Showed me how to use a Commodore 64 in 1986 when I was 8 years old spurring my interest in computers and she bought me my first PC in 1994. Amazingly intelligent and thoughtful woman. Happy Birthday

If John Wick was a spokesperson for Suave Shampoo.

It��s hard to get “Comedy/Parody/Satire” when their whole existence is a joke.

Me giving a Cybersecurity lecture.