RT @UmActuallyShow: What's the probability of acquiring shiny Pokémon?

RT @CaptainClaood: fridge is running low.

I think having a friend help me dye my hair would be pretty romantic.

hi gang, im scheduling this tweet from the past. am i happy yet?.

doing my injection between c side attempts, I really am a tranny

RT @ozlako: More like it implies that Ralsei is a pushover baby bitch If you told him to blow his brains out he’d ask you what gun to use.….

watching ratatouille while enjoying some true American cuisine

i love songs you think are almost over only to realize there’s another half left

Making big progress. I'm scared of Farewell or Core B-Side, also not sure how many golden berries im going for.

yeag

i hate that my keyboard autocorrects “pretty” to “petty” because when i’m saying “god you’re so _____” the difference there matters quite a bit.

RT @BurgerLover2187: Literally what the fuck could the context be??????????.

RT @kilorat: Gleipnir (Series) (2020).- Clips

this is so good what.

The Carp is Back.

RT @Amanseeks: i now have a whole collection of these

i’m in pain. i’ve been useless. you ever stay in bed for 15 hours? i don’t even. have an excuse or a reason. i don’t have a reason for my lethargic behavior. help me.

read the replies to this 😭.

yearning a fluffy hair boyfriend rn.

wait am i 8 OS updates behind 💔