Anyone got a spare for Tuesday?

UNITED ✊

Our German Geordies 🫶🇩🇪

God, that doesn't half feel good. Love you forever NUFC.

Fair play, that was outstanding.

Are we ok?

Well this is a lovely little surprise. That is delicious stuff from big Nick.

Canny goalkeeping that from Pickford.

Last game Howe did this crazy shite, it didn't end well.

Is Miley RB?!

Pope, fucks sake.

Got to put these girls on my Twitterverse because I would be absolutely nothing without them 🥹

Tino and Hall 🤤 how we have missed you boys.

MASSIVE win that. I'll love these lads forevermore.

I fucking love football, me. Nothing beats it.

Personal news lads and lasses. Only went and got married.

PL away performances clearly need to improve but we're not THAT bad (apart from Sunday). Losing Hall and Tino has massively impacted the team and we desperately need Wissa back. As always, positive Polly here thinks we'll be ok.

If it wasn't for the shit show against West Ham, I think we'd all be saying that was a job well done. Professional for the most part and another 3 points despite illness throughout the team. But it seems we're all getting a bit nit picky because of that woeful performance.

Evidence of Newcastle United's growing maturity in Europe with a third successive Champions League win. That makes it six wins in their last eight games in all competitions. As bad as West Ham was, they are not a bad team and they are certainly not in crisis. They are adapting

Gordon 😂😂 Jesus Christ