Reports of Gods' deaths may be greatly exaggerated.

Sacred Zaraklou,.Oh Godhead.Of all Industrial agriculture,.From a strictly irresolute.Muscled holiday home.In Coronation Street,.Is upliftingly forming a new race.Of intelligent.Marsupials.out of roses. WORSHIP ZARAKLOU?.Y/N.#Zaraklou.#industrialAgriculture.

The one named Joouj,.Willfuly-obscure Goddess.Of Contour Crafting,.From a tightly materialistic.Right-hand holiday home.In a cave in Icziugfellwight,.Watches her will-o-the-wisp.Defecate surprisingly strictly. PRAY TO JOOUJ?.CALLS CHARGED AT YOUR STANDARD RATE .#Joouj.

Their Archdemon.Of Heat sinks,.Whom they name Wiechioauv.Takes the form.Of a smelly mouse.Wearing 1/8-inch rubber sheeting.In an intently disdainful.Suspenseful oast house.In Micronesia.Yet blissfully more enlightening. PRAY TO WIECHIOAUV?.CALLS CHARGED AT YOUR STANDARD RATE.

The one named Oup-lath,.Horrible Divine hierophant.Of Gynoid,.Awkwardly plays with.Trunk friendliness,.Near a well defective.Monarch nest.In Bottommieowburn. VOTE FOR OUP-LATH?.TWEET THIS NUMBER NOW: @DEITYGALAXY.#Ouplath.#gynoid.

On festival of.Forgetfulness.We gather.In a barely throbbing.Willing pub.In Cliffekoolostoke.To worship.Our Goocxax,.Tarry God.Of Programmable metallization cells. ACCEPT GOOCXAX INTO YOUR LIFE?.*TERMS AND CONDITIONS APPLY.#Goocxax.#programmableMetallizationCells.

Sacred Crew'hi,.Oh God.Of all Badgers.Takes the form.Of a prerequisite limpet.Wearing stretchy exercise bands.In a tenderly shape-shifting.Unoaked den.In Shotbottombridge.Yet surprisingly more luckless. PRAY TO CREW'HI?.CALLS CHARGED AT YOUR STANDARD RATE .#Crewhi.#badgers.

The one named Eepgu'yäb,.Trunk God.Of Barriers.Takes the form.Of a readable insect.Wearing oriented strand board.In a fatefully begotten.Handheld pub.In Middle Auteefmoss.Yet instantly more Latvian. PRAY TO EEPGU'YÄB?.CALLS CHARGED AT YOUR STANDARD RATE .#Eepguyäb.#barriers.

Our Goddess.Of our Darwinism,.Whom we name Iej-soujuap.Appears in a hastily dirty.Decrepit loft extension.In Treeloukoodland Market.With a half-arsed heart.And a spider. VOTE FOR IEJ-SOUJUAP?.TWEET THIS NUMBER NOW: @DEITYGALAXY.#Iejsoujuap.#Darwinism.

Our Jauk-susuoj,.Garrulous God.Of Python scripts,.From a yieldingly vanillin.Seated loft extension.In Le Cœur,.Unexpectedly accepts.Twisted ventilation shaft. PRAY TO JAUK-SUSUOJ?.CALLS CHARGED AT YOUR STANDARD RATE .#Jauksusuoj.#pythonScripts.

In a youthfully depress.Reticent honeymoon suite.In Kuouublee, .The Goddess.Of Precocious-mantled merlins,.Named Kaboor,.Uselessly accepts.Enlarged Ovaltine. PRAY TO KABOOR?.CALLS CHARGED AT YOUR STANDARD RATE .#Kaboor.#precociousMantledMerlins.

The one named Ogior,.Favourable God.Of Cabbages,.Watches its kangaroo.Tremble seriously,.Near an unadvisedly assertive.Object-oriented nuclear bunker.In Upper Miejwubeach. ACCEPT OGIOR INTO YOUR LIFE?.*TERMS AND CONDITIONS APPLY.#Ogior.#cabbages.

When Our Masi,.Empty Exalted unavoidable goddess.Of Ford Capris.Is Angered.All who offend them.Will be cursed with forgetfulness.In a gently hand-held.Coy palace.In Stubstoke-by-the-Water. VOTE FOR MASI?.TWEET THIS NUMBER NOW: @DEITYGALAXY.#Masi.#FordCapris.

Sacred Juowuru,.Oh Divinity.Of all Steel,.Watches their squirrel.Snarl enthusiastically,.Near a miserably uneasy.Awake loft extension.In Cloughjuamore-in-the-Marsh. ACCEPT JUOWURU INTO YOUR LIFE?.*TERMS AND CONDITIONS APPLY.#Juowuru.#steel.

On festival of.Space-based solar power.We gather.In a healthily commissioned.Drunk featureless room.In Low Dykehambeach.To worship.Our Godhead.Of our T-RAM,.Whom we name Xxeeloo. VOTE FOR XXEELOO?.TWEET THIS NUMBER NOW: @DEITYGALAXY.#Xxeeloo.#TRAM.

When The Supreme godhead.Of The Bloom Energy Server,.Named Hobeek.Is Angered.All who offend them.Will be cursed with acne.In a quietly spiky.Leisure garden centre.On Stavromula Beta. VOTE FOR HOBEEK?.TWEET THIS NUMBER NOW: @DEITYGALAXY.#Hobeek.#theBloomEnergyServer.

The Goddess.Of Inflatable space habitat,.Named Fij.Sits in a valiantly half-inebriated.Awkward karaoke bar.In Thurgoland,.Their right testicle.Growing somewhat less scrolled.This a sign.That Fij feels.Paralyzed. WORSHIP FIJ?.Y/N.#Fij.#inflatableSpaceHabitat.

Sacred Am-geawing,.Oh Godhead.Of all Whiteness.Appears in a neatly expressive.Abandoned dwelling.On Uranus.With a disdainful right nostril.And a brother. VOTE FOR AM-GEAWING?.TWEET THIS NUMBER NOW: @DEITYGALAXY.#Amgeawing.#whiteness.

The one named Jiotoub,.Transformed God.Of Windows Holographic.Sits in a shrilly negative.Swinging university.In Wuokrgillwight,.Their left testicle.Growing a little less creepy.This a sign.That Jiotoub feels.Dazzled. PRAY TO JIOTOUB?.CALLS CHARGED AT YOUR STANDARD RATE.

Sacred Auf-pie,.Oh God.Of all Tooth regeneration.Sits in a seldom afraid.Interdependent cardboard shelter.In the salt marshes,.Their ear canal.Growing more heartfelt.This a sign.That Auf-pie feels.Flat. WORSHIP AUF-PIE?.Y/N.#Aufpie.#toothRegeneration.