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I once fought a ravenous dog naked in the wilderness with a sharpened thigh bone for the hind leg of a deer.

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iwearhatsornot
7 years
Did the Pope just assume the gender of the unborn?
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Hydra HD
10 years
https://t.co/ztipbCbVPm First video link😊
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Hydra HD
10 years
Just recorded a new video and will be uploading it soon!
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iwearhatsornot
10 years
I am beering as we speak. That's a new word now. I made it up. You can now begin using it...GO!
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@bbboatclub
The Blindboy Podcast
10 years
No names.But I just had a piece pulled from the media that warned about the impending Chinese downturn and encouraged under 35s to vote left
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iwearhatsornot
10 years
If you eat granola, I'm sorry, but we can't be friends anymore.
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iwearhatsornot
10 years
My mate says he can speak without using his mouth But I think he's talking through his arse.
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iwearhatsornot
10 years
A random woman once asked was I Bill Bailey. The only familiar feature I had was a beard. I was 25 at the time. I said "yes".
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iwearhatsornot
10 years
I hear Donald Trump eats Muslims for breakfast. Muesli...I mean muesli.
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iwearhatsornot
10 years
So, someone took the B out of babe and now it's bae? Are we that fucking bored?
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iwearhatsornot
11 years
Theatre Kung-Fu pose #9 "The smoke stack" A healthy life is one that accepts ones failings.
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iwearhatsornot
11 years
Theatre Kung-Fu pose #9 "another victim approaches" Pain is a great teacher.
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iwearhatsornot
11 years
Theatre Kung-Fu pose #8 "The drunken mongoose" Beware of the effects of anaesthetic gases, grasshopper.
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iwearhatsornot
11 years
Theatre Kung-Fu pose #7 "The Masterful Snake" One must ALWAYS practice Kung-Fu, in work as in life,…
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iwearhatsornot
11 years
Theatre Kung-Fu pose #6 "The Blue Ninja" Always make sure your victim is unaware.
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iwearhatsornot
11 years
Theatre Kung-Fu pose #5 "The wandering hobo" Ones cart must first be full, to peddle ones wares, my…
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@Dehip
iwearhatsornot
11 years
Theatre pose #4 "The singing Carp" Remember, a dripstand is a poor excuse for a mic stand.
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@Dehip
iwearhatsornot
11 years
Theatre Kung-Fu pose #3 This is called "The pondering Dragon" One must always choose wisely when…
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iwearhatsornot
11 years
Theatre Kung-Fu pose #2 This one is called " The Chris Brown". If it won't work first time, one must…
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iwearhatsornot
11 years
First in a series of theatre Kung-Fu poses. This one is called "The Miagi". One must first wax on, to…
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