iwearhatsornot
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I once fought a ravenous dog naked in the wilderness with a sharpened thigh bone for the hind leg of a deer.
Dirty Old Town
Joined March 2011
I am beering as we speak. That's a new word now. I made it up. You can now begin using it...GO!
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No names.But I just had a piece pulled from the media that warned about the impending Chinese downturn and encouraged under 35s to vote left
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If you eat granola, I'm sorry, but we can't be friends anymore.
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My mate says he can speak without using his mouth But I think he's talking through his arse.
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A random woman once asked was I Bill Bailey. The only familiar feature I had was a beard. I was 25 at the time. I said "yes".
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I hear Donald Trump eats Muslims for breakfast. Muesli...I mean muesli.
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So, someone took the B out of babe and now it's bae? Are we that fucking bored?
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First in a series of theatre Kung-Fu poses. This one is called "The Miagi". One must first wax on, to…
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