"Was that haircut a dare?" - Random stranger at a bar.

Today's greatest crossover: Kentucky Fried McDonald's

Everyone loves a good sport. #StateOfOrigin

why chameleons be so cautious

I've spent this morning just walking around with pockets full of piss. No. Literally. Happy hump day. -M

What has 4 thumbs and is streaming on https://t.co/uxhLyjWlcD ?

how many sillies until stupid? asking for a friend

Does X still use #hashtags ? How the hell are we supposed to score new followers to enjoy our creations, nonsense and of course our impeccable humour and wit?

We're back on the twi.. uh, X! Let's talk and share some nonsense. Tonight, we're making up for our missed streams, oops, soz.

If selfish Moretz was to stream tonight, what would you want to watch him play? - Rocket League - Call of Duty - Apex Legends - Dauntless - The Forest - Hitman - other (specify below)

Jumpin on some Rocket League! Come talk nonsense. https://t.co/h7hgmNCopl

Smashing some pew pew in COD. Come hang. https://t.co/h7hgmNCopl

Rocket Leaguing late at night! @fullrapscallion @AndrewRoseKnows https://t.co/h7hgmNCopl

So Mickey enjoys The Forest, for all its terror. Come squeal along. https://t.co/h7hgmNCopl

Come hang out on Sunday Eve! Kicking off at 5.30 https://t.co/uxhLykdW4b

Half way home! Come join us for endgame. https://t.co/h7hgmNCopl

THIS FRIDAY! Midday kickoff. Boom boom pow, winners.

Streaming in 1 hour! Pulling a big one, maybe all night! Mess those sleeping patterns around 😈 https://t.co/h7hgmNTZNV

Now! @fullrapscallion and @AndrewRoseKnows play some Rocket League https://t.co/h7hgmNCopl

Back at it tonight! Come hang. Laugh. Ask. Demand. Whatever. https://t.co/h7hgmNCopl