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ㅤ looks like i found my pen just in time to sign some papers for your dismissal . ㅤ
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ㅤ passing this around the office . ㅤ
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⠀⠀ ̷͏.⠀daily reminder that nothing i say here is ever serious … pls .
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ㅤ my husband had to decorate the white house ; it looks terrible . this is why women should stay home and take care of the house —— not me , though .
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ㅤ likewise . hopefully , next time we’ll be able to talk over something nicer than those poorly cooked chicken–samples .
Always a pleasure, Madame President.
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ㅤ some senators truly can’t negotiate their way out of their own ass . and here i am forced to discuss foreign policy with these idiots . ㅤ
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⠀⠀ ̷͏.⠀guys—— my university schedule got sort of changed a bit so now i have much more free time HEHEHE coming back in here strong as ever , i promise !!
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ㅤ no—— i won because my opponent got finger banged in the ass by a lawsuit on the week of the elections ; let’s be real , here . ㅤ
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ㅤ and who’s never complained about anything in their lives ? it’s natural , you know ? we can’t all be ice queens … besides , healthy fighting keeps the relationship as fresh as a newborn baby . ㅤ
you actually 𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕 but fine — if you want to do this . i’ve known you how many years now ? been there the entire time you complained about men in general . now you want to play pretend housewife .
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ㅤ honestly—— i didn’t even think i’d win , for starters . ㅤ
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ㅤ let’s . i have some time to spare . ㅤ
ᅠ let’s not do this right now — ᅠ
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ㅤ ㅤ she just remembered she has to do this ㅤ ( being the president ) for three more ㅤ years . do not approach —— she might ㅤ be having an existential crisis . ㅤ
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⠀⠀ ̷͏.⠀i promise i’m not dead … first two weeks back to college are always tough but i’ll be back to annoy you all tomorrow !!
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i never claimed to be a saint.
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ㅤ and who’s worthy of me , then ? according to you . ㅤ
ᅠ if putting “respect” on his name means pretending he’s worthy of you ˛ i’d rather bite my tongue off right now . ᅠ
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ㅤ somebody find me their addresses , please . for … research purposes , of course . ㅤ
We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk
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⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ kill them with kindness. ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀
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⠀⠀ ̷͏.⠀THEY HIT THE PENTAGON !!!!
/ YOU'RE LAUGHING. CELESTE JUST HIT EVELYN AND YOU'RE LAUGHING
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ㅤ blonde’s forceful bite . bitch—— “ what the fuck , celeste ? ” evelyn shoves her back , hard , though her hands are trembling and her vision hazy with fury and something else she can’t name just yet . ㅤ
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ㅤ there’s barely a chance for her to even acknowledge what just happened before celeste is kissing her . brain too busy to even react , only coming back to reality when there’s blood coating her tongue ; her own blood , from the ↴ ㅤ
⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ the wind is nearly knocked out of her chest when the words hit her. wetness pools behind her eyes, but instead of letting tears fall, she reaches out and slaps the other woman across the —
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