he doesn't need rizz when he's loved phil with his whole entire heart for 16 years

needy dan is so dear and special to me bc u know only phil gets this side of him

hey everyone i’m phil lester’s secret wife. ask me anything

inconceivable levels of rizz

going to get high and watch the pitt tonight after work life is good tgif

he is like a boy that i know in this pic. does anyone understand

phil looks so good and dan’s just over there areolas out

thanks for 400 love u all very much

is this a safe space to share that i thought colin the dog had been dead for years

3 followers away from 400! if all of my oomfs get .0075 of their followers to follow me i’ll hit my goal <3

they are so boyfriend in this video

louise being the first guest on hard launch would be so incredibly serious to me… not only the funniest woman ever but the first time we would hear them talking about their relationship with a friend of theirs… the lore… the anecdotes…. i’m on my knees

to be loved is to be known :’]

hallucinating a full hard launch episode on this flaccid monday. really funny stuff guys

the dude everyone invited

dan and phil love us <3 not such a flaccid monday after all

i miss dan and phil :(

haha really funny vague post. i totally got it. but like for the people who didn’t maybe you should explain it. yeah just for the losers who didn’t get it. not me tho

Embrace the hivemind and have the courage to have lesbian sex with it

it’s been five months since dnp hard launched so here’s a compilation of fairly recent moments that i cannot believe took place before it even happened