Every time I have trouble getting out of bed I just remind myself: today's the day you could finally meet a corgi dressed as Dolly Parton.

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RT @alexa99: I just heard that Oxygen and Magnesium have been seeing each other periodically!

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RT @alexa99: People in winter 🤝 Old computers. Always freezing.

Too real.

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I was just on AA1485 from ORD to SEA—I left my wallet on the plane & was in Seat 11F. Any way you can help me contact the gate (D9) to assist with getting my wallet back? Anything is so appreciated! @AmericanAir.

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RT @OMGFacts: Well, that's morbid.

RT @OMGFacts: Meet this sweet pup named Noodle snoozing with his brother Mr. Chicken. 💞