Can't stop, he's addictive

Chasing the light👾

Join millions who have switched to Grok.

I’m still waiting for the marital part and people around me already on the extra🙂.

Bro’s phone snitched on him 💀

🥲gaana bhi enjoy nhi krne diya bc

RT @JumboCarnation: the text you want to get from your best man two hours before the wedding:

Decided to go out of society today to complete my steps, now heading back covered in dust. Classic Pune.

A much needed reminder.

Har weekend ka hogya hai.Netflix ka pura tour krne ke baad end mai friends hi lga leta hu.

RT @TheFigen_: You can't escape your destiny. 😂😂

Aaj bhi 9 baje neend khulgyi, ab 1 ghnte se ye sochrha hu ki pura din kiya kya jaaye.

Kaisi si zindagi hogyi hai, friday night ko 11 bje neend aarhi hai.

Friday 5 ke baad sirf uski notifications chahiye teams ki nahi😑

Everybody says it's lonely at the top, idhar bottom pe bhi same hi haal hai.

Aaj ka goal: teams pr active dikhna.

Life goals to dur yahan jira backlog nhi complete horha 🥲.

Meri life ka purpose sirf jdk update krna to nhi hi hoga🤞.

LinkedIn sanvarne ki umar mein idhr shitposting kr rha hun. Future bright nahi, sarcastic lag raha hai💀.

MoveInSync sending me login reminders for tomorrow while I���m still on my way home. Mf, let me at least touch my doorstep before you ruin my day again🥲.