(Leave thine quarries here)

I call birds "birbs" sometimes to make myself happier.

What do you want to know?.

RT @deathknightdbe: The fact that the tarnished would kill all life in the lands between over one woman who specifically told them not to d….

I find it weird that when I arrived in the land of shadows the crusade was ongoing, several centuries and one shattering later and its still going? What is Messmer even killing at this point? Why is it taking so long? Is his army incompetent?.

The fact that the tarnished would kill all life in the lands between over one woman who specifically told them not to do that and now, in turn, has to kill them shows the average intelligence of the frenzied tarnished.

Heads up, I'm taking my basilisk for a walk. No, he isn't leash trained. Yes, he attacks people.

Ranni from this world.

RT @deathknightdbe: I have personal beef with mausoleum knights. They think they're so much better than me because their demigod is still h….

I have personal beef with mausoleum knights. They think they're so much better than me because their demigod is still humanoid in shape and didn't start a plague. How about you go dog walk your demigod off a cliff 😒.

Remember to aways look ways before you cross a bitch.

Why is it whenever I am sent mpreg on my strawpage I am the one carrying the child? How do you all arrive at the conclusion that I have the hips capable of birthing a child?.

This is so beautiful I should make it my pfp

Godwyn.My old life back.The demise of one specific person .The restoration of the golden order .Cheese .Godwyn's return .All of the Carian children to develop male pattern baldness.Money .My misbegotten friend .Newer armor .Godwyn

I want to drink milk.

I'm going to get you

I crave.

Wow wow wow. I don't know what to say to this

Thank you I will keep them safe in my possession and await your return

Me?

Why hello Queenlign! Thank you for the feast

I mean yes, Lord Godwyn used to hold me in his lap and make out with me and so what if I used to like it A LOT, it was only a matter of doing my duty to serve him!.