I mean

i just opened the app man

dad was right, i need new friends

bumble only. One day I asked her what the creepiest text u've ever gotten from a guy she replied "actually it was from a girl she straight up asked if u wanna fuck" I wheezed then she proceeded to show me the text and then it fucking hit me that the creepy text sender was me only

Hooked up w a bi girl, just out of sheer curiosity I asked her to show me her bumble and texted 2-3 girls "do u wanna fuck" cus I wanted to see if it's still creepy if girls do it (not a 3way bait) Stopped talking to her. Cut to few months, I started seeing a new girl I met on

yes i eat this everyday for lunch

one of my friend got "i'd drag my balls in field of shattered glass just to listen you fart over a walkie talkie'' from an indian guy.

https://t.co/8Fz0qDEokj

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

PLS GET CREEPED OUT AND REPORT I NEED TO GET OFF

who got AIDS?! i need you to fuck someone for me😂😂😂 #RAW

mayneee they done serving leftover food 😂😂😂

man i cant do ts anymore i need to get off these apps, but i keep reinstalling em at minor inconvenience, someone pls suggest me a creepy line that sureshot gets me banned PLSSSS THIS IS A CRY FOR HELP

THAT WAS A GLAZEE

this app will be my 13th reason

1M views yay wtv. Now let's go back to discussing clash royale decks, hingeand Tushar

guys like zakir khan sleeping in cunts and I'm unemployment eating out of leftover plates from 3 weeks before and gooning in to tissues with like 4 months worth of dead sperms

im living an idea, idea from another man's mind

i watched pluribus for the plot! (rhea seehorn) it was quite engaging (rhea seehorn), kept me on my toes throughout (rhea seehorn) oh also extra point for rhea seehorn lol

fuck this app, never checking my discord notifs again

follow for more elite ball knowledge #imlying #imavirgin