Slimbo
@dead_ranch
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Running commercial cows, chasing pigs and enjoying life in central Texas
Joined December 2020
Just gave a friend a 4 year old unbroke Appaloosa. Does that make me a good guy or a shitty friend?
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Sitting on a sandbar in the brazos river, trying to shoot a giant pig with a pellet gun. Sometimes I feel dumb.
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For a true estimate of your age, grab a set of slapstick’s and start digging post holes. Turns out I’m , holy smokes I need a beer years old.
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When I started hunting pigs at night 12 years ago, I had a single shot rifle and a green light. Tonight I have 20 k in custom ar thermals and drones. Word of advice, don’t get addicted to the sound of bullets hitting pigs.
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I don’t know who makes the rules. You can’t use a rifle to hunt in the Brazos River, but an air rifle is fine. I just ordered a 50 cal air rifle 🤣🤣🤣
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If your hunting partner is under 30 go ahead and get digital scales!!
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If you don’t understand electricity, it’s perfectly acceptable to box around an outlet rather than die trying to move it. Don’t judge me.
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When you reach a certain level of maturity, ditch the ladder and get a scaffold
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Someday I’ll have a shop that I’m proud of. Today is NOT that day.
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I’m no carpenter, but I need a closet to put central heat and air in my shop. If you’re ever at my house and criticize it I’ll make you sit outside.
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