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Running commercial cows, chasing pigs and enjoying life in central Texas

Joined December 2020
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Slimbo
20 hours
Just gave a friend a 4 year old unbroke Appaloosa. Does that make me a good guy or a shitty friend?
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Slimbo
20 hours
Second best part
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Best part of owning an old truck
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3 am tequila sunrise for the win
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Slimbo
3 days
Sitting on a sandbar in the brazos river, trying to shoot a giant pig with a pellet gun. Sometimes I feel dumb.
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Slimbo
9 days
For a true estimate of your age, grab a set of slapstick’s and start digging post holes. Turns out I’m , holy smokes I need a beer years old.
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Slimbo
10 days
When I started hunting pigs at night 12 years ago, I had a single shot rifle and a green light. Tonight I have 20 k in custom ar thermals and drones. Word of advice, don’t get addicted to the sound of bullets hitting pigs.
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Slimbo
12 days
Charging my new toy.
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Slimbo
21 days
Judge not lest you be judged
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Slimbo
22 days
Day 7 of a 28 day hunt. Different beer everyday. Pray for me.
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Slimbo
22 days
Your night is probably better than mine 😳
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Slimbo
22 days
I don’t know who makes the rules. You can’t use a rifle to hunt in the Brazos River, but an air rifle is fine. I just ordered a 50 cal air rifle 🤣🤣🤣
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Slimbo
28 days
Also save yourself and ban them from the radio!!!!!
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Slimbo
28 days
If your hunting partner is under 30 go ahead and get digital scales!!
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Slimbo
1 month
Stopped to see a friend for a minute, things have escalated.
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Slimbo
2 months
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Slimbo
2 months
If you don’t understand electricity, it’s perfectly acceptable to box around an outlet rather than die trying to move it. Don’t judge me.
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Slimbo
2 months
When you reach a certain level of maturity, ditch the ladder and get a scaffold
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Slimbo
2 months
Someday I’ll have a shop that I’m proud of. Today is NOT that day.
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Slimbo
2 months
I’m no carpenter, but I need a closet to put central heat and air in my shop. If you’re ever at my house and criticize it I’ll make you sit outside.
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