I just overheard somebody say, “I had to scrape ice off my windshield this morning.” In SEPTEMBER. GLORIOUS!

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? #MyTwitterAnniversary (WTF?!?)

Ouch! That was a sticky Band-Aid.

After crash from @haysleenut's bedroom: "We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?"

I don’t think I tweeted once last year. So here’s to 2021. Oh, and my @mydenton took this amazing photo last Friday.

Why does Kurt Warner look like Max Headroom? #maxheadroom #20minutes

Dear god, please end this. #LastManStanding

TRX Straps were invented by the Devil. #notnewstomostofyou

That point in the morning when you’d really like another cup of coffee, but thinking back to how much you’ve already had, know it’s probably a bad idea.

Remember, remember, The Fifth of November, Gunpowder treason and plot; For I see no reason Why Gunpowder Treason Should ever be forgot.

https://t.co/MkoZghDLhx

Today is my 11-year twitter-versary, so here's a tweet or something. Maybe I'll update my ancient profile pic. Probably won't get much more carried away than that. * An earlier version of this tweet proved why a) I shouldn't tweet; b) I can't math.

Grand Canyon Beer. #gcnp

Light Fixture. #GCNP

Getting ready for the ceremony. #wgugrad #vegas

Least crowded Apple Store ever here at the Forum…

This is halfway to the top. @ Seven Falls

Yep.