Dennis Bateman
@dcbateman
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Attention ! All Handsome Rogues & Fried Chicken Tramps! It’s ComicCon time again. Meet your favorite Mercenaries and join us for 2 Tons ‘o Fun ! Get your passes now! TF2 Forever !
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Handsome Rogues, Scoundrels & Fried Chicken Tramps ! TEAM FORTRESS 2 will be IN PERSON at the Washington State Gaming Expo in Puyallup, WA; March 28th-30th! Get your tickets at ‘ and join us for some fun and merry mayhem!.
VICTORY!! 🔴🔵. Did you know Team Fortress 2, released in 2007, remains consistently in the top 20 most played games on Steam? We think this could be because of the top tier talent featured as voices in the game, but we might be a bit biased. Gung Ho Bookings is honored to
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"If at first you fricassee, fry, fry a hen" . Your flamethrower is great for firing up the grill !.-- Pyro
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Shining white light all around you, shork.
I'm taking an indefinite break from "social media" I'm still going to be available for friends and stuff to chat and talk. Going through some major life changes and I need to reflect on everything and hopefully not land in a dark place. Thanks for all the support.
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C’est Magnifique ! 2 tons ‘o fun ! Thanks for making the Spy’s day. C’est lamour.
The Team Fortress 2 short film Expiration Date turns 10 years old today, and we're still quoting it to this day! #TF2 #ExpirationDate
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TF2 fans have impeccable taste in music ! And where is that blasted, bloody, blinking, SANDVICH ?.
1,000,000 views! So, as promised, I will go live this Saturday at 10a Pacific and teach you wankers how to play it! I will also sign Streamily autographs! @Robin_A_Downes @dcbateman @improvmaven @EllenMcLain @GigglingSecret1 .
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I’ll take heed, thanks. And welcome back, John !! :-).
John gave me my first guitar lesson and now we’re married!.
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Welcome to Team Fortress via @YouTube. Did you know zat Spy likes to tickle ze ivories ? A gentleman has provided translation services for the thick French accent. Enjoy !.
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Yet another epic ! Earns 5 Fresh, Ripe Tomatoes. Shork & team’s movies are the best.
Everyone knows he’s the handsome one…and I’m the lucky one! Victory!.
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Taking our act on the Road to Perdition ! I like this image best.
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INTRUDER ALERT! Last chance to grab your stuff for our Live signing tomorrow! Saturday the 16th, 12:00 Pacific! Instagram: d.c.bateman. Go to for great art from the earliest Valve concepts to the newest Teufort Series. Your presence is cordially requested!
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We’re bigger than Taylor Swift ? Is that in popularity or poundage? If her fans are the Swifties, I guess that makes us the Murkies ? I like it !.
The Saga continues with a winning script from a fan. Follow the Search for the Sandvich on YouTube. More fun to come!.#TF2 #Teamfortress2.
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Handsome Rogues & Scoundrels ! I’m signing live on Instagram this Saturday, March 16 — 12 noon — at ‘d.c.bateman’. Pacific time. Get the great new Teufort Spy & Pyro as well as their earliest concept pix, and other classics at : See ya there !.
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This is gonna be Epic ! The crew has outdone themselves.
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INTRUDER ALERT! Spy & Pyro in the base. Join us for Livestream! Saturday, March 16 at noon. Personal signings, audio & video shouts. Perfect for all Rogues & Scoundrels. Get your poster signed live!
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