#thecult were incredible at Margaret court last night. Loved the new stuff! Whoever farted in my vicinity up the front, fuck you. You need to see a vet you smelly animal

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Trump really shot himself in the ear (and foot) by trying so hard to get rid of Biden. My my, hasn't that backfired on the moron!

Now come the copycat killers, Trump better up his security

Wombat coming to say hello at the cabin in Halston

Building a bluestone labyrinth in the bush at Halston. My back is wrecked but it's looking good so far

MAGA having a sook about Robert De Niro is textbook maga. Anyone who has anything bad to say about their diaper shitting orange fuckhead gets turned on. Suck it up shitbags!

Good view out the bedroom windows in Hallston this morning

Went to Sydney for a few days to see Queens of the Stone age, was so good! But just to suck the jam from our donut, our flight home was cancelled and had to pay twice the regular price for a room cos Taylor Swift was in town! Virgin airlines and Taylor can eat a bag of dicks

Sending my nudes to anyone who says hi or likes

The right wing in America is so triggered by Taylor Swift. It's hilarious

Why does auto-correct change "cocksmoker" to "clockmaker"? Who's chatting about clockmakers?

Who is the most loved person on the planet right now?

Great series from the aussies, well done! There's a few Pakistanis looking very dangerous too. I'm sure they will only get more lethal in the coming years! #AUSvsPAK

I bought my virtual seat for the McGrath Foundation pink test. Go to https://t.co/DFTOg5NHE7 and contribute if you can to get breast care nurses to those going through breast cancer to get the care they need.

Had to get a tooth pulled at the dentist yesterday. Missed at least 2 hours of the cricket as a result. #AUSvPAK

"Donald Trump will obliterate the deep-state" Is that before or after he obliterates his underwear? #TrumpSmells