This is the right answer.

Twilio CEO Jeff Lawson brings the heat: “You’ve got all the billionaires moving to Texas or Miami and giving the middle finger on the way out: ‘Oh, San Francisco is a shithole. Blah, blah, blah.’ Did you lift a finger while you lived here—while you made billions of dollars? (1/3)

More of this, please....

When I die I would like to be reincarnated as Courtney Dauwalter.

Tesla revenue vs. operating expenses... as compared to @apple's over time Oh my lord..

the flop. the shimmy. the slide. the brick. one of the worst possessions of basketball you will ever see. absolute A+. https://t.co/pU9Em4uMTC

My God Tim Ryan is good at this. https://t.co/okc6KIlvq3

See you Tuesday evening at @AlibiAleWorks Truckee. Swing by and say hello. @TahoeMtnSports

you don't have to put on the red light,

The critics who have been whining endlessly for years about Kerr's rotations and nitpicking sets fail to realize that stuff like today is why he's an all-time great NBA coach as much as his astute and inventive mind for the game.

…campaign funds came from out-of-state (it’s around 5%). This is what right-wing media does to even smart people. When I told him no, there aren’t any drag queens, but there’s plenty of pilgrims & Christianity, he said well that shouldn’t be in school either. So again, this is..

My dad runs a multi-million dollar company. He has multiple degrees. Last night he told me that next year I would be paying 35% tax rate (I won’t, it’s still 22%), he asked if they had drag queens in my kids’ school (in rural OK, spoiler, they don’t), said 65% of Joy Hofmeister..

Blink 1,820

Me, critiquing my own writing....

Happy Birthday to Steve Young, who has one of the most electric highlight reels of any QB in NFL history ⚡️ 🎥 @nflthrowback

Reese Witherfork

Kanye East

"Most human beings have more desires than opportunities in life. Those whom the gods will destroy are provided with desire and opportunity in equal measure." https://t.co/mUqsDOPCtc

CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY!!!!