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Okay I’m now on blue*** (same name) and possibly tumblr (also same name). Tell me who you are / follow me so I can find you! I will try to cross post more, especially to the first one
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I love that Anderson Paak and BTS communicate in four different languages: English, Korean, untranslatable noises and wiggly dances
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So Jimin drank a half a bottle of whiskey, scared the shit out of his lifelong roomie Hoseok with a nighttime fear test, slept for 15 hours straight, then immediately went to war? He is the best at vacations, hands down
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The Barbie promo team getting The Park Jimin to do a 30 second promo spot for 50 million followers for the price of a guitar and a bit of Ryan Gosling’s time is like… that’s a marketing textbook case study right there
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Jimin is very good at enabling / encouraging the members’ scandalous behavior while remaining well outside of any actual legal responsibility for it and that’s why he’s the best one to have on your heist team
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I feel like everyone in America should stream a BTS song of their choice today in gratitude for the fanbase preventing heavy-handed racism from reaching
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Rapline in a nutshell:
Hobi: Jimin I love you! *incoherent noises* Just the best! *sobbing* You deserve the world!!!!!
Namjoon: *paternal smile* I’m very proud of you, Jimin. I knew you could do it.
Yoongi: Jimin you’re super great, really, love ya. Now let’s talk business
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My favorite part of the More behind the scenes video is when Hoseok, ever the polite and well-raised guy even in the middle of his dark emo MV shoot, introduces one of the most famous people in all of Korea to the rest of the people on set as “this is my bandmate V”
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Young Forever at Wembley is rightfully enshrined as a Hall of Fame BTS moment, but we don’t talk enough about the split second where Namjoon / Hoseok were convinced that somebody fucked up the audio cue sheet and were sighing in resignation / ready to march backstage to fix it
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Kim Seokjin, member of BTS, a group that has at times rehearsed how they would walk from one place to another: So where on stage will you do this part?
Chris Martin, a man who subsists entirely on Vibes: I guess we’ll see when it happens!
Jin, outside: Cool!
Jin, inside: omg
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And Taehyung has almost certainly created and destroyed three entire albums of entirely different genres in this span
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That fact that Jin is very up front that he will not date you, marry you, or tell you anything he’s not interested in sharing, but also frankly admitting that he would be willing to meet you for the appropriate market price of one trillion won, is fantastic
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New line divisions:
Art Line: Taehyung, Namjoon
Sports Line: Yoongi, Jin
Tattoo Line: Jimin, Jungkook
Designated Date for other line activities: Hoseok
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BTS by if they understand how hot they are:
NJ: Absolutely not
JK: Dimly, but not why
YG: Only when taking photos
HS: Only on stage, then too much
SJ: Intellectually yes, physically not entirely
JM: In a coy, plausibly deniable way
TH: At a molecular level, and has weaponized it
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I don’t think we give Hoseok enough credit for now he truly understands, on a deeply spiritual level, how to wear a pair of sunglasses
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BTS by 7 lyric guesses:
NJ: I kiss your waist and ease your mind
YG: I guess you’re wasted; ease your mind
SJ: I guess you’re wasting years online
HS: I kiss your wrist and ease your mind
JM: I guess you’re wasting years on lies
TH: I kiss your waist and seize your mind
JK: :D
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Hoseok in the MapleStory content is so simultaneously hilarious and sweet, it’s obvious he spent his youth being popular and going on dates instead of gaming for hours but he loves these fucking nerds so much that he’s 100% invested in making their dreams come true
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It’s fucking hilarious that Hoseok is like, “You know what’s the absolute most fun thing in the whole world? Doing your job!” Meanwhile Jungkook is on a roller coaster
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BTS by how they comfort and inspire:
NJ: You are understood
JK: You are not alone
SJ: You are enough
YG: You can do anything
JM: You are loved
HS: You are resilient
TH: You will amaze yourself with the things you achieve
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Producers: Okay so we were thinking the theme of this song could -
Koo: It’s about the hyungs
Producers: Right, good, but also maybe -
Koo: I love them
Producers: We do too! But you’ve done a couple of songs about them already so -
Koo: What’s a good rhyme for seven?
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Namjoon's break is what I always think I'll do when I have time off (travel, experience culture and fine art, heal in a profound manner)
Jin's break is what I always actually do when I have time off (play video games, see exactly one friend, and hope my family feeds me)
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I really like this clip because you can see on Namjoon’s face that he knows he is being a total nerd and yet he physically can’t stop himself from talking. He knows something and he is really into it and so he has to share. Thanks, Joonie, for telling us about trees. We love you
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Obviously my sympathies are drawn to Minjoon as the extroverts in a sea of introverts, but please spare a moment for poor Hobi, the only one trying to have an orderly life and schedule among six chaos agents running around without any kind of itinerary
BTS 2022 Ver. MBTI
RM: ENFP
Jin: INTP
SUGA: ISTP
j-hope: INFJ
Jimin: ESTP
V: INFP
Jungkook: INTP
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Jimin: *Screams in agony from missing a move in the Haegeum rehearsal*
Yoongi: You can just do it however you want you know
Jimin, already in the middle of practicing it multiple times: It’s like you’ve never even met me
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People do all of those explainer videos of “who is BTS” for people, and they’re nice, but honestly you just need to watch that one Run BTS episode where they ride the ATVs around in the mountains and that’s pretty much a 15 minute crash course in all of them, personality-wise
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I love the way Namjoon and Hobi have such a vision for their Instagram use - clear goals and aesthetics and audiences - and Yoongi is like a parent throwing out whatever they can think of to get their kid to stop crying. “You like this? How about this?? What if I do this face???”
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I love when the Bangtan Bomb producers corner Yoongi into doing a talking head about their activity and he starts listing basic facts like a Wikipedia entry until they go away. “Coldplay is a famous band. This is a green screen. My hair is pink now because that’s what I dyed it.”
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I hate that BTS is a group made up of the coolest 7 people on the planet and all of them use social media like your confused but enthusiastic dad
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BTS by their underrated traits that should be in more fics:
SJ: Terrible with technology
HS: Swears unless reminded not to
JM: Reads erotica
JK: Always sniffing things
TH: Loves to catfish!
NJ: Into puns but not as jokes
YG: Stares creepily from the shadows whenever possible
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Thinking today about how sexy it was when Hoseok meticulously rehearsed for his listening party, exhaled a deep breath in the elevator before telling his reflection “you’ll be alright”, then stepped out to become instantly the hottest, most charismatic guy in the room all night
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My personal opinion is that only Yoongi could successfully pull off Pixid, as he is both a slut for esoteric research and completely unflappable in the face of being accused of lying thanks to his many years of claiming expert knowledge in every Bangtan conversation
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The problem with me is that objectively this is insane but if Jimin said it about Taehyung I would agree immediately and without question (and only partially because the thought of disagreeing with Jimin scares me to death)
Megan Fox says she ‘manifested’ Machine Gun Kelly when she was 4 years old.
“I’m four years older than him. So, I think I made him. My thoughts and intentions grew him into the person that he is, who knows what he would’ve looked like or been like if it wasn’t for me.”
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Jungkook is what happens when you tell a young kid they can do anything in the world that they put their mind to but then it turns out they actually CAN and it’s too late for everyone
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Yoongi becoming a kindly, cardigan-wearing celebrity interviewer and Namjoon becoming a lightly combative music-creation machine is one of the best Chapter 2 twists yet
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Ngl after watching Koo’s Western promotional tour where he got the most excited talking about making sauces, it’s heartwarming to see him go on Yoongi’s talk show to eat him out of house and home, do a karaoke marathon, and unilaterally declare that he was the series final guest
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BTS by how they choose to be sexy:
YG: Long hair, wire-rim glasses
TH: Silent nudity
SJ: Face fully engaged
HS: Get the pelvis and ass heavily involved
JK: Doing a weird little dance
NJ: Put the biceps and / or turtleneck next to the art
JM: It’s not a choice it’s a way of being
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Bangtan can be divided neatly into those I find endearingly nerdy even when they’re being hot (Koo, Joon, Jin), those I find excruciatingly hot even when they’re being nerdy (Hobi, Taehyung, Yoongi), and Park Jimin, a chameleon who perfectly rides the knife’s edge between the two
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The most wonderful flavor of Jin is when he throws out a cheeky idea (a boat trip for staff, a Worldwide Handsome Maplestory event), grinning, and then slowly gets more terrified as the idea turns into a real, observable thing centered completely on him (SuperTuna, a Seokjin NPC)
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No Namgi viewpoint will ever be as opposing as how they see Park Jimin and his role in the fabric of BTS, and that is very spicy to me
Out of all the stories behind the dday promos, it’s this jimin that lives in yoongi’s subconscious we need to learn more about 🤲
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Namjoon walking through a BTS exhibition museum: To think that this is a record of my youth, compressed and perfectly preserved like a flower between book pages. How have I been perceived?
Hoseok, doing the same thing: Oh my god look at all my handsome and unruly dance children!
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IU and Jimin are true lighthearted bickering but Namjoon is a deep-standing war of dominance and respect which will only be resolved in the ten minutes before the end of the world
I don't understand why we don't add namjoon in the yoongi bickering partner team he's literally the og
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Love how the instructor came in ready to politely teach a celebrity a casual afternoon of woodworking and slowly realized as they went on “wait, this guy is a NERD nerd” and expanded the curriculum accordingly. Yoongi’s charming obsessions always win out!
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Team Kim Seokjin is the only choice
Quick! What should it be named?
Bangtan Howitsdone?
Build The Stadium?
Boraworld?
Give me your most unserious suggestions!
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5/7 BTS by their review of JITB:
JK: Looks at every single picture, confirms it is Hobi
TH: Softly explains that he simply loves him
JM: Hey look there’s a CRAFT
YG: Fixates on the decorative wall poster
NJ: Just because it’s a music album doesn’t mean you can’t do some reading!
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I do worry that Yoongi left his Suchwita set that day but came back the next to find Jungkook’s Mojo Dojo Casa House
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Do you think Namjoon did mock interview practice with another member and if so which member was Pharrell and ask why was it Yoongi
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Yoongi compressing the entire excruciating experience of Being Perceived into an exactly 8 second chunk of time before snapping back into character would make Jin very proud
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If Jungkook goes on Suchwita with absolutely nothing to promote, just because he asked / ruthlessly campaigned to, I will never stop laughing
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Baby 1 being the only one to sass Hobi back while baby 2 and baby 3 happily comply checks out
hobi calling the maknae line “baby 1, baby 2 and baby 3” i’m crying 😭
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My running list of Yoongi Mysteries:
1 (-) Tattoo location
2 (+1) Secret cat(s)???
3 (+2) Number of songs for Jimin hidden on his hard drive
4 (-) Always on his phone in the back of Bangtan Bombs for why
5 (-3) Feathered photo shoot
6 (-) Current woodcarving level
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Yoongi inventing a talk show just so he could drink and talk music with Namjoon has the same energy as Jin saying he would write a great song if they would send him and the staff on a fishing trip, except Jin got trapped in his own scheme and Yoongi got away with it scot free
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Insane that Hobi was like “during the time I was prepping for Lolla I would go home at midnight and then obsess about everything I was doing over and over again until 5am - I called it worry time!” and then followed it up with a smiling “but hey I’m INFJ so that’s life amirite??”
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Yoongi using a World Tour as a Trojan horse to soft launch his submission to the Cannes Short Film Festival 2023 was not on my bingo card but here we are
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BTS as sports balls:
JK: Basketball, bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce
YG: Golf ball, at rest, then zooming really fast, then at rest again
HS: Football / soccer ball, use feet only to protect the precious hands
SJ: American football, unusual shape with an unpredictable bounce
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Jimin, a man who trended on twitter daily for several years just for existing, reading a tutorial on how to be a celebrity, is indeed the most perfect thing that’s ever happened
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BTS as scientific principles:
JK: Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle: You can know where he is or how fast he's going, but not both at the same time
YG: Newton's First Law: A body at rest tends to remain at rest unless acted on by an outside force such as another member waking him
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Reason number 1255 I love Jimin:
BTS: Wow only Jimin will be good at flying yoga, he’s so flexible!
Jimin: It hurts for me too I’m just not a drama queen about it????
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I’m convinced Namjoon took every single member’s face inside of his giant hands and said “bro I fucking love you forever” to them before they were allowed to leave the room. You can’t convince me otherwise.
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BTS as bras:
NJ: Push-up, firm support that wants you to shine
SJ: Bra that is part of a tank top
JM: Regular underwire, don’t gild the lily
TH: Bra-less, naturally
JK: Sports bra, ready for action
YG: Broken-in, comfy at-home bra
HS: Daring lingerie, just in case nudity occurs
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I would like BTS to do a poker-themed Run episode just so we can hit peak Yoongi bluffing.
Yoongi: You should fold, I have five aces
Jin: There are only four aces in the deck?
Yoongi: ... Look, we need to be together on this, okay? A team. I want to help you. I have five aces
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Shout out to the MRL submitter who went for it with “I have a question for Hobi which is as follows: holy shit you are hot, you are just very gorgeous, it’s basically all I think about” and the producer who let the question go through
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If anyone has earned the right to an aimless, exploratory mid-20s it’s Jungkook - he’s been working since he was in middle school! May he be blessed with many more moods and whims
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One of the most endearing traits of Bangtan is that they still retain their “polite but overly sugared third-graders on their first field trip” energy whenever they go somewhere as a group
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My number one favorite Yoongi thing is when he’s at maximum comfort and happiness levels he transforms from a stoic professional into the brattiest little taunting troll you have ever had the pleasure of experiencing. I think about this clip constantly!
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Hoseok is like “Whether I’m J-hope of BTS or Jung Hoseok of the Korean military you’d better believe I’m whipping people into shape with the exact same terrifying passion and energy! Don’t ever doubt that! Love you army! 🫡 🫡 ” And I believe him!
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BTS’s progression as marketing interns:
JM: Whole bus ads are great!
HS: Also a banner on our place of work is needed
JK: Omg flying is cool as hell let’s do an airplane banner
TH: No we need to send everyone in the world a piece of mail for inclusivity
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It’s weird to watch an MV of Namjoon rapping about how he’s great at sex and bad at ending relationships and just think wow, he’s so fucking cute, but that’s where I am
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Yoongi, the king of completely bullshitting reasons for why something is the way it is, when his instructor says camphor is naturally anti-bacterial: Please cite your sources sir
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BTS by how to torture them on camera:
HS: Give relentless compliments
TH: Make him wear the whole shoe
YG: Hug him tightly
SJ: Look at him for a length of time
JK: Put food just out of reach
JM: Ask him to hold a thing in his hands
NJ: Tell him a secret right before he goes live
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Jin ships by my characterization of their enlistment farewell pictures:
Jinkook: Pretending they just met five minutes ago to stave off an emotional reaction that neither would be comfortable with
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Hobi ships by invented love languages:
Koobi: Yelling bro, fresh scents
2seok: Getting drinks, ludicrous gifts
VHope: Dance parties, sharing food
Jihope: Grooming, sexual tension
Namseok: Hugs, mental care (all meanings)
Sope: Hard work, hanging out at a moment’s notice
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If Yoongi really is releasing a new album before his tour I propose that he does a reverse Suchwita where Taehyung comes on in the fake beard and mustache from Daechwita and interviews him instead
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BTS as my favorite things my 2-year old nephew does:
Jungkook:
Push his stroller toy from one end of the house to the other over and over again at a run, screaming, “SO REALLY FAST!!!”
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If you think about it Dionysus was one of BTS’s absolute sexiest concepts ever - bored gods in their Pantheon getting drunk on the process of creation? For free????????? We did not deserve such decadent pathos
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Yoongi looking at camera with a contented expression like “ah I don’t have to worry anymore, my smallest son will have a number one solo hit on the top 100” meanwhile Jungkook is going to sleep at 7 am without an actual pillow every single day
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Hoseok does many things for BTS, but his most important function is to monitor Yoongi closely for when he tells a joke, so that he can laugh at it, so that Yoongi doesn't sit there for the rest of his life telling the same joke over and over again until it lands or he dies
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BTS as thirst trap genres:
YG: Sleepy and in bed
TH: Implied but unconfirmed nudity
NJ: At the gym in tight clothes
HS: Dressed, but the threat of undressing is real
JK: Tats and piercings prominent
JM: Oh no, I didn’t expect you to walk in on me!
SJ: This is me, and you want it
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BTS by how they take a compliment:
JK: Wide-eyed disbelief
YG: Silent nods
NJ: Explain the compliment back, in detail
TH: As his due
HS: Red-faced giggles
JM: Modestly, remaining open to more
SJ: Preempt the compliment with a self-compliment; if unsuccessful, scream and vanish
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The fact that Jimin hasn’t been online at all for months is even more hilarious
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My theory is Namjin end up together in commercials all the time because they like Namjoon to be with a hyung to make him comfortable and domestic-seeming, but the time they tried with Yoongi for BR they almost made out, so Jin has to be the one to help keep it on-set professional
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If I may, from left to right:
College professor you go to class for
Church boy who actually ensures you're going to hell
Funeral director for billionaires
About to break into a casino vault
Supreme Space Emperor
Soldier who's on all the promotional material
Newsie, post-strike
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The secret funniest thing about this Run episode was when they got so impressed by the increased scope of Run BTS production because they were going on car rides when they legit jumped off a bridge once
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BTS by their Otsukare energy:
YG: Lost a bet
SJ: Volunteering at a worthy charity
HS: 3 drinks in at karaoke
NJ: Mother of 4 finally having a girls’ night
JK: Theater kid at his first audition
TH: Children’s TV show host
JM: Goku charging Spirit Bomb
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It’s the same reason why Namgi aren’t allowed to partner up in ads anymore after the Baskin Robbins Incident
i understand why one of their producers wouldn’t let them have a christmas duet actually. my apologies for cursing the producer’s entire bloodline
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I can’t pretend to understand even a tenth of what Taehyung got up to today, especially with Jimin involved, but thank god he has vision, strong financial backing, and the ability to make his face so mournful and pleading that everyone will do whatever he wants no matter how nuts
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I’ve been digesting the interview all morning and have decided there is nothing more perfect than boyish con man Jin tricking BH into sending staff on a group fishing trip by promising fabulous content, then accidentally creating a viral craze that justified the expense. A hero
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BTS by how to handle embarrassment:
TH: Do not be embarrassed
SJ: Point in a random direction and yell
JM: Cuteness attack!
YG: Deploy turtle face
JK: Cover his vulnerable ears
HS: Shuffle around and make little noises
NJ: Mentally replay the moment endlessly, then write a song
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I can’t believe there’s even the remote possibility we live in a world where Namjoon guested at his husband of 14 year’s world tour concert to rough preview a song about his situationship while his husband’s situationship mixed the audio
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My nomination for best Run BTS moment is in the MBTI episode when Jungkook revealed his deep and complicated decision tree for what meal assistance his significant other is allowed to give to other people, mostly because he was clearly also discovering it for himself in real time
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BH wringing every possible moment of content out of the impeccable Agust D tour reminds me of that time Hoseok went platinum blonde and they apparently took pictures of him 24 hours a day to preserve it in perpetuity, and I can’t be mad
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@poet_aureate
NJ: Jimin is essential because he is a beam of pure light and devotion, filling our team with joy, love, and mental and physical support
YG: Jimin is essential because he is a crafty little demon prince, pushing himself and everyone around him to be better via cheerful evil
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Interviewers should take note that if you stop asking Yoongi things like who he wants to collab with and how difficult English is and start asking him things like have you seen a ghost or what is the coolest fish you are going to get the best interview of your life
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As shocked as I am by the entire maknae+ line going at once, and as bereft as I will be until we get our boy Jin again, I do have to admit that it kind of makes sense. Not only are they all in love, I’m not sure which of those 4 would have burdened with handling us freaks alone
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I admire Koo for being like “I know I was born with enormous Disney character eyes and a sweet bunny smile and a delightful little giggle but I can definitely be an emo boy too full of feelings, tattoos, and piercings if I try hard enough.” And he’s doing great!
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Jihope’s relationship is like “what if every time you were somewhere I, also, was there?” with enthusiastic consent. Good for them
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Imagining the barracks listening to Namjoon carefully practice his Dynamite saxophone riff over and over again is very good
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Jimin only calls a few people “baby”, and those people are the six members of BTS and his millions of fans, so I for one feel extremely full of myself today
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Gonna be unpacking Namjoon’s quiet “Hob-ah, maybe this is what happiness looks like?” for a very long time. Whether he’s talking about Yoongi, himself, or both, I’m insane either way
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JM: Pool ball, small but densely compact, at its best when working with others
TH: Volleyball, flying around everywhere, can only be touched three times before vanishing
NJ: Bowling ball, large, knocks things over, but great to have a beer with
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