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I'll read a Southern Gothic novel with 1,288-word sentences, I don't give a Faulkner. http://t.co/9Q37Ue1U

http://t.co/qSO4mW6w People who don't understand what I'm trying to say are anti-semantics.

http://t.co/9Q37Ue1U My favorite sitcom episode is the one where there's a huge misunderstanding.

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