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Asper fried rice cooked with dead body water that all these vendors in nollywood use to do charm to sell out fast and it's hot cake
Dead body water fried rice= hot cake.
I couldn't start writing Dead body water fried rice😂😭
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This just threw me back to secondary school. Preparing for school in the morning and like 10 girls with their different scents of body fantasies mixing in the whole hostel😂😂😂
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Gay men are still men and capable of misogyny too. I know. Shocker.
Gay male wanting a woman to go on diet pills so she can be beautiful enough for him to Stan . Sigh
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62nd Annual Lawsa dinner and award night ♥️♥️
Haven't had this much fun in a while!
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Tropical Summer Punch🤭
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Can't believe I'm crying at 1am because my daddy is not going to see me graduate. He always carried the fact that I'm a law student on his head and the fact that he'll not be here tomorrow is honestly so depressing. I hate death so much. I miss him so much.
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63rd Annual Lawsa Dinner ♥️
All that glitters ✨✨
My last Lawsa Dinner 🥹
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You look good 😍😍
But if you were a real law student, you'd be sent home.
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It's my party and I'll cry if I want to💁🏾♀️🎉
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Unpopular opinion, but I'd love to see purple hibiscus from the mother's perspective.
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Final exams start today
God of retentive memory, drown me!
Nothing is keeping me in this school 😭
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Bridesmaids aren't usher's. Especially the maid of honour. They should not be sharing food.
What’s your take on bridesmaids at weddings that will get you in this position?
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If I come to vent to you about exam, I didn't come to hear reasoning. Follow me and Insult my faculty. Which one is calm down and keep reading? Shey I've been playing since?😭😭
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Omo. Men are so lucky.
To have the privilege to think that this is an irrational fear.
God when?
The interesting thing about this is that over 70% of the time, women are raped by friends, partners, colleagues, etc. Men they know.
A random handyman trying to make his daily bread deciding to rape you in your home is nearly a myth.
This is just irrational fear.
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Unn will mess up in exam but the student go still get carry over.
Unn go miss pesin result, instead of them to look for it, the pesin go get carry over.
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I actually just have this baking shit in my veins. 🥹
If you talk about my handwriting, you're a hater.
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You people and obsession with gay people 🤝🏾
Just come out of the closet let's hear word.
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Cap
Smells like a vagina. Vaginas have smells. They're not odourless, but they don't smell bad. They just smell like Vaginas.
I laugh when I hear people say "it smells". A good coochie is as tasteless and odourless as clean water.
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You'll reach U and expect others to write Uganda, Ukraine. One goat will now follow you to write Umuahia😭😭😭
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After someone will say if you can get first class in a private school, you can get it in a federal school.
People that get first class in federal schools suppose dey Guinness book of records tbh because I really don't understand the introduction of new topics in revision week(1)
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I have tried my best to like this law I'm studying but tbh I'm not there yet. I don't know if I made a mistake or something. The only thing keeping me afloat is all my parents have spent and how far I've come and others that actually did it. This school gives me depression and.
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You're my mutual and you haven't read this masterpiece by
@faridahlikestea
??? Where have I gone wrong abeg?
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My forehead is actually massive💀
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I was telling my mom about the Cs I got last semester 😭😂
This woman said, "Nkea result gi bu so carbon chain, aga-afuzikwa 2:1 nkea"😂😂😭😭😭
Ma plix. I'm going through it. Make I just graduate 😭😂
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LLB and BL doesn't matter?
His next message should better contain a link where we can access his own certificates. Efulefu.
Cry blood dear. If you had that job you’re shouting about, what I do with my own damn phone, on my own damn timeline would not be your business.
You want to sound wise so bad, but you’re just another impoverished nobody, dfkm. Like I said, 500k is just the beginning. Dey play
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Best relationship with Nigerian parents is definitely from a distance.
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Imagine doing this in Mariere bathroom 😭😭😭😭😭
If you don't get like 800 STIs eh 😭
You fit even get belle 😭
Remember when we used to skip class for a nap on the bathroom floor 😂
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One day🥺🙏🏾
Quote this tweet with a picture of someone you wish to smash badly 💀💀
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This girl will continue to make waves and go higher and y'all will rot in her quotes with your joblessness.
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2018 2023
Honestly didn't change 💀
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I'll change this phone very soon
I'll graduate next year with no qualms
I'll get to experience true happiness again.
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This could have been us😭 but you no fit carry me😂
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I feel like I've slacked on my reading this Pandemic. I want to make an early 2021 resolution. To try. TRYas much as possible to read a book every week and document it under this tweet till the end of 2021. So please if you have recommendations, I'd love them
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I told yall to stop being friends with men. 😂
These people don't see women as human beings.
I do not do friendships with women. No way. If she not fucking within a reasonable timeframe, our business is over.
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Asuu tried it, but I'm finally in 500 level 🥺🥺🥺♥️
Please they should maintain this energy till April, 2024.
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Ogbete 😭😭
"Bianu, enwem ya..... Different colours"
(Someone that doesn't know what you want 😭)
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Not me acting like this school won't end me. (just took mask off for the picture.. I know we're still in middle of a pap smear)
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5/5✔️
Done and Dusted.
Thank you God♥️🙏🏾
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He looks like if I begged him for provision in secondary school, he would say, "My mummy said I should not share my things"
I'm a Christian
I'm 26
I'm still a virgin and I'm not ashamed of it!!!
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Yes🤭
Even though it has almost murdered me in my sleep many times 😭
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The strap of that water bottle was always wet😂😭
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Real eh, if I get slutted out fr fr, this book will start entering. Konji is blocking my understanding.
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I'll go so hard next year that by this time next year, I'll be a completely different and unrecognizable person.
So help me God. Amen.
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Why am I not a trust fund baby?
Why would you bring a child into this world without generational wealth?😭
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Even people that did worse as seniors in secondary school saying, "oh this is so wrong"
I go just dey chuckle.
Some of you sent me death threats because of semo that I didn’t turn last year, but bullying is bad 🤭
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Honestly, I don't think there's a transformation. Besides the horrible cheek highlight. I look the same 😂😂
Shock us with your transformation pic
2019 vs 2023
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Only thing I feel for this final year students is jealousy 😭😭
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Guess who's a graduate in 14 hours???
Me!!!!🥰🤭🤭🤭🤭
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Most African Parents don't see you as your own person. They see you as their property.
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Me getting ready for class for a course I used my hand to put in jamb and begged God night and day for admission.
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April Dump (ik no one uses the word "dump" anymore)
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If you know any 400 level law student in unec, hug them, send them money, give them head. Times are hard.
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If you go to Shoprite, get ready to see everyone you've ever known in your life. 🙏🏾
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Periods are messy and horrible and disruptive and unnecessary and they just ruin your entire day, mood and life😭😭😭
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People who are choosing nutri milk over viju milk are sick 😒
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I dey shout, pesin wey dey write Legal method and use of English dey shout. 🙄
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The question we should be asking is what did he do to make her look outside.
I'm sure if he was enough for her she wouldn't be going on dates with other people.
Let's look at this thing from her pov. She's just a girl.
Women are naturally polygamous 🥺
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Omo. Homophobic women are weird asf.
Lmao, this tweet is too funny. Hot take on men from a lesbian? Please, go and scissor or something. Leave talk for people that have men and can keep them.
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