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Dawn๐Ÿค”

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Proud Snarkalec. Taster of flavors. Runner of roads. Hunter of Pokemon. Mocker of things. Why is the wine always gone?

Baltimore, MD
Joined March 2010
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@dawnsnarks
Dawn๐Ÿค”
1 year
For some really odd reason, my office smells like a toasted strawberry pop tart. Not bad at all but since Iโ€™m pop tart-less, itโ€™s a bit odd. And now Iโ€™m hungry.
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1 year
Played several games of chess with Noah tonight. Once he learns some strategy, heโ€™ll be a formidable opponent.
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Dawn๐Ÿค”
1 year
Spent a couple of hours working in the front garden. Not overly hot or humid but damned if it didnโ€™t like I was gonna pass out. Still not feeling great. Blargh.
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Dawn๐Ÿค”
1 year
Today in the adventures of Pepper the Void: denied cheese and cuteness overload
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Dawn๐Ÿค”
1 year
10 pm? Time for zoomies.
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Dawn๐Ÿค”
1 year
Also gonna take a minute to brag about my girl being ask to present the state of scouting in Baltimore County!
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@dawnsnarks
Dawn๐Ÿค”
1 year
Havenโ€™t been around lately but allow me to introduce Pepper: aka Little Man aka Void
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Dawn๐Ÿค”
1 year
Starting the stupid off early today.
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Dawn๐Ÿค”
2 years
In my head was just playing a weird mashup of โ€˜Let It Goโ€™ and the Pokรฉmon theme song.
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@dawnsnarks
Dawn๐Ÿค”
2 years
I have been asked about the same thing three different times this morning in the 40 minutes Iโ€™ve been at work. Holy TPS reports ๐Ÿ˜ฉ.
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@dawnsnarks
Dawn๐Ÿค”
2 years
Worked no fewer than 10 hours a day this week plus 5 hours on Sunday. Not a peep from my manager- and he left early today to boot. I. Am. Tired.
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Dawn๐Ÿค”
2 years
I have come to the conclusion that if something was not done before lunch, itโ€™s not getting done today. Because all of the stupid happens after lunch apparently ๐Ÿ™„.
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@dawnsnarks
Dawn๐Ÿค”
2 years
RT @gtconway3d: ๐™Ž๐™ค ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐™ƒ๐™๐˜พ ๐™ฌ๐™ค๐™ฃ'๐™ฉ ๐™ก๐™š๐™ฉ ๐™ข๐™š ๐™—๐™š.๐™Š๐™ง ๐™ก๐™š๐™ฉ ๐™ข๐™š ๐™—๐™š ๐™ข๐™š, ๐™จ๐™ค ๐™ก๐™š๐™ฉ ๐™ข๐™š ๐™จ๐™š๐™š.๐™‰๐™ค๐™ฌ ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š๐™ฎโ€™๐™ซ๐™š ๐™จ๐™๐™ช๐™ฉ ๐™ข๐™š ๐™™๐™ค๐™ฌ๐™ฃ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ฉ๐™ ๐™–๐™ฃ ๐™ˆ๐™๐™‘.๐˜ฝ๐™ช๐™ฉ ๐™ž๐™ฉ ๐™›๐™š๐™š๐™ก๐™จ ๐™จ๐™ค ๐™š๐™ข๐™ฅ๐™ฉ๐™ฎ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ฉ๐™๐™ค๐™ชโ€ฆ.
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@dawnsnarks
Dawn๐Ÿค”
2 years
Yโ€™all, this is not a drill- we are out of coffee at work!
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@dawnsnarks
Dawn๐Ÿค”
2 years
Nothing may be more sad than re-reading a book/series you loved as a kid and hating everything about the protagonist as an adult.
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Dawn๐Ÿค”
2 years
School- wear gym uniform for PE or get points off.Me - gives DQโ€™s old gym shorts to CC to bring for PE.CC - wears gym shorts to school.Me:
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Dawn๐Ÿค”
2 years
The Eagle has landed
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2 years
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Dawn๐Ÿค”
2 years
3 hours left til I can pick up Noelle and sheโ€™s home for good! She had a great time staffing at camp but man, we missed her.
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@dawnsnarks
Dawn๐Ÿค”
2 years
This is gonna be a multi-coffee kind of day.
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