David Walliams HQ
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The official account of comedian & children’s author David Walliams, run by his team.
Joined November 2008
I have had lots of teachers asking me if they can use my children’s stories to make online videos for their pupils. Normally you have to get the author’s permission but please feel free to do whatever you like with my books at this time. Use them at toilet paper if that helps. x.
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I am sending all my love to @Schofe today. I have always held him in the highest regard, ans now have nothing but respect and admiration for him. Let’s hope we are moving towards a world where no-one has to come out anymore, they can just be who they are and celebrate that.
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‘Once again I’ve had many teachers asking me if they can use my children’s stories to make online videos for their pupils during lockdown. The answer is YES! Please go ahead & use my books in whatever way you want. I am delighted that they will be enjoyed.’ David x.
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I told you not to call me that.
Just arrived at Camp David!.
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Computer Says No.
I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!.
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‘My mum is 77 & was given the vaccine yesterday. When I spoke to her last night I could hear the joy in her voice. Now there was hope. Thank you so much to the clever scientists for developing it & the brilliant NHS for delivering it. You have made my mum & I very happy’. David.
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I rarely owned books as a child, instead I went to my local library. It was there that I developed my love of reading, & later writing. It makes me sad that children might grow up never having a local library. All libraries need to be saved. When they go, they go forever.
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I think it might be me.
Do you recognise this man? Police in Doncaster issue e-fit image of man they want to speak to about attempted robbery in town centre:
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Just like Margaret Thatcher, Theresa May only ever cried for herself.
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Matt & I have both spoken publicly in recent years of our regret that we played characters of other races. Once again we want to make it clear that it was wrong & we are very sorry.
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‘Goodbye Dame Babs. You were my first love as a child in the Carry On films & I will love you forever. Working with you, spending time with you & being your friend was one of the greatest thrills of my life. The unofficial Queen of England, an icon treasured by the nation.’ David
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A sneak peak at me and Matt's brand new 'Little Britain' characters.
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I am pretty sure we can still eat houmous.
@davidwalliams When did we lose our sense of humous 😢.
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Boris won by a landslide because all of his children voted for him.
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Afternoon tea with a legend. Dame Barbara Windsor.
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I was just walking through the park with my puppy Ernie. A lady said, “Cute! How old?” I replied, “Thank you I am 47.”.
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Matt & I in the first picture from our new comedy series ‘Little World’.
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My beautiful boy keeping me company as I write my new book.
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Yesterday a man stopped me in Hyde Park. “Can my daughter have a picture with you?” “Of course,” I replied and I posed for a photograph with this young girl. “She loves you. She has read all of your books”, said the father. “NO I HAVEN’T!” protested the girl loudly.
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I just had a body scan and discovered I am now 70% cheese. It was a good Christmas.
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I am 48 today. I have a lot to thank this lady for. xxx
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Happy 82nd birthday beautiful Barbara. You were my first crush as a child as I watched every ‘Carry On. ’ film a hundred times & would blush every time you appeared on screen. I loved you then & I love you now.
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Who actually fancies a nice early night tonight?.
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I don’t know what all the fuss is about Prince Philip driving aged 97. My grandmother drove her car until she was 101 and she only ever ran over 23 people.
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Has anyone else eaten their own bodyweight in chocolate over the past 48 hours?.
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Is it normal to double in weight in 48 hours? Asking for a friend.
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Happy 94th Birthday Sir David Attenborough. We can’t even begin to thank you for how you have enriched all our lives.
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Hi @channingtatum just checking you have somewhere to stay in London tonight? My spare room is being redecorated but you can always ‘buddy up’ with me.
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Roald Dahl’s eldest child Olivia died of measles when she was just 7 years old. He kept this portrait of her at eye level in his writing hut for the rest of his life. Every time he looked up from his work, she was there. He must have thought about her a hundred times a day.
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Yesterday a child said to me, “I like your books”. I said, “thank you, do you know my name?” “Yes,” he said, “your name is Roald Dahl”.
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The Thirteen Million Pound Man. 99 years old. 100 laps of the garden. £13,000,000 raised for the NHS. Captain Tom Moore is a legend.
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I just ate a chocolate biscuit and it is the most exciting thing that has happened to me all day.
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“@Harry_Styles: Niall gets confused. Your seat was warm. And squishy. http://t.co/e7l6YqYIBp”.Don't sit on @SimonCowell 's seat. It's damp.
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We are very fortunate to have this wonderful man in the world. Genius actor, fearless campaigner, and funny with it. Take a bow Sir @IanMcKellen who is 80 today.
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‘The World’s Sexiest Dave’ competition reaches its final three.
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This is the 10,000th Guide Dog puppy. His name is David, and I am proud to say they named him after me. It is an honour to be involved with the life changing charity #guidedogs
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Happy 75th Birthday Mum. Thank you for everything. I love you. x
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I can’t wait for the latest episode of ‘Celebrity Wife Swap’.
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It’s dress up time in Heat Magazine and here is me as Theresa May grooving to ‘Dancing Queen’.
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I am so sad I am not going to be able to see my mum on Mother’s Day.
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Just now on a train a lady told her husband who was putting their luggage away to, ‘mind that gentleman’. Then on spotting it was me she said, ‘that’s no gentleman! That’s David Walliams!’.
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‘I think probably kindness is my number one attribute in a human being. I'll put it before any of the things like courage or bravery or generosity or anything else. Kindness - that simple word. To be kind - it covers everything, to my mind.’ @roald_dahl.
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I pray George Michael finally finds peace. A deeply private man with an awe-inspiring talent that couldn't help but make him a superstar.
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I love this photograph of a father with his children from the 1960’s. I know it looks wildly dangerous to modern eyes, but I can’t help think what a magical dad he must have been.
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At Stevie Wonder’s concert in Hyde Park with Schwimmer & Beckinsale
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Dale was the best company, always outrageous & hilarious. He adored being in show business & loved meeting fans. He devoted his life to making everyone else happy, his friends, the public & his godsons, even though he found it hard to be happy himself. I pray he has found peace.
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Afternoon tea with a legend. Dame Barbara Windsor.
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One thing Dec @antanddec should be concerned about is that at just six months old his baby is going to be bigger than he is.
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Can you actually overdose on chocolate? Asking for a friend.
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I am so happy for @antanddec on their 3 @OfficialNTAs I have known them for over 20 years and they are the nicest people in entertainment. They are so down to earth & unbelievably generous with their time for everyone. I hope they will be on TV and winning awards forever!.
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'Life is beautiful but the world is hell'. Harold Pinter.
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I have been missing my mum terribly during the lockdown. Here is a clip from a happier time when she met the great @tomhanks on @TheGNShow
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Happy Bertday Bert. My furry boy is 7 years old today.
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