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@davidtwtss
3 months
from morning till night pesin go just dey think about “money”.
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@davidtwtss
5 months
sometimes you need to be alone especially when you buy shawarma.
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@davidtwtss
3 months
once you catch feelings with person wey no sabi communicate, your life don spoil.
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@davidtwtss
2 months
if pesin wan start this nonchalant thing wetin e go need.
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@davidtwtss
5 months
when you were at your lowest, what song did you play the most ?.
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@davidtwtss
11 months
as how ?
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@davidtwtss
11 months
i need ya advice 😌
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@davidtwtss
8 months
but wetin Judas wan buy wey make am sell Jesus
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@davidtwtss
2 months
if you fit control all those 2000, 2001, 2002 set of girls …. you fit train dragon.
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@davidtwtss
5 months
nobody can stay in the house for a whole week without stepping a foot outside .
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@davidtwtss
7 months
as a guy no let your first congratulations be pikin o.
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@davidtwtss
3 months
twitter would be boring without nigerians.
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@davidtwtss
5 months
no clout chasing, no drama, just good music. who's the Artiste?.
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@davidtwtss
11 months
which is King of New-Age biscuits?
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@davidtwtss
2 months
abeg make nobody broke again we don complete.
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@davidtwtss
1 year
if i dash you laptop, wetin you go use am do?
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@davidtwtss
1 year
how many days can 1k last you ?
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@davidtwtss
1 year
tell me this is not true gbemi💔
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@davidtwtss
1 year
gbemi 💔.
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@davidtwtss
5 months
do you guys say “my mom” or “our mom” when taking to your siblings?.
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@davidtwtss
1 month
if biggie never dey your squad e never complete.
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@davidtwtss
5 months
what's the english word for Orisirisi?.
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@davidtwtss
5 months
custard na luck nobody sabi ham.
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@davidtwtss
2 months
wetin my phone dey chop in a month, me wey get the phone no see ham chop.
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@davidtwtss
17 days
i never dey good mood for like 20 days now.
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@davidtwtss
1 year
i hate the word “toor” y’all please stop saying “toor”.
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@davidtwtss
5 months
apologize to a body part you over used this year.
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@davidtwtss
11 months
i hate the word “toor” y’all please stop saying “toor”.
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@davidtwtss
5 months
nobody is using cold water to bath this period sha.
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@davidtwtss
2 months
3 weeks now, i never laugh.
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@davidtwtss
3 months
this girl blocked me everywhere, thank God polaris bank reversed my money.
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@davidtwtss
11 months
what’s missing
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@davidtwtss
10 months
jokes aside, nobody can stay celibate for a year.
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@davidtwtss
11 months
jokes aside, nobody can stay celibate for a year.
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@davidtwtss
1 year
after 21years of living with my parents I finally got my own place to stay 😭❤️
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@davidtwtss
1 year
which drink do you need with this?
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@davidtwtss
1 year
which is King of New-Age biscuits?
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@davidtwtss
5 months
what subject is she teaching?😂
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@davidtwtss
6 months
as a guy, girl don toast you before?.
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@davidtwtss
5 months
to be honest , nobody can stay celibate for a year.
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@davidtwtss
3 months
is suya supposed to be “eaten at home or before you get home” ?.
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@davidtwtss
1 year
but wetin we come this life come do in the first place ?.
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@davidtwtss
1 year
my daddy works at EFCC office.
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The talking stage was going smoothly until?.
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@davidtwtss
3 months
nothing sweet about this adulthood if you no get money.
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@davidtwtss
4 months
how do you say “????” in real life.
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@davidtwtss
4 months
one smell you can’t cope with ?.
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@davidtwtss
11 months
UK accent or US accent ?.
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@davidtwtss
17 days
99.9% of my “lol” i wasn’t smiling.
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@davidtwtss
10 months
as a guy, girl don toast you before? 😂.
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@davidtwtss
1 year
i don die 💔🥲
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@davidtwtss
1 year
tomorrow, I’m going to kill myself 💔.
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@davidtwtss
1 year
i hate the word “omo” y’all please stop saying “omo”.
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@davidtwtss
3 months
to chop women money it’s either you’re a fake pastor or native doctor.
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@davidtwtss
24 days
bro to bro : so one day, our daughter go collect doggy?🙂💔.
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@davidtwtss
1 year
you sabi english; oya the line that divides the yansh is called what ?😂.
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@davidtwtss
11 months
custard na luck. nobody sabi ham.
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@davidtwtss
4 months
joy is coming remix is not necessary at all.
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@davidtwtss
1 year
tomorrow, I’m going to kill myself 💔.
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@davidtwtss
1 year
i hate the word “oya na” y’all please stop saying “oya na”.
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@davidtwtss
8 months
if i ask her “have you eaten “? and she replied NO…. abeg wetin i go talk next ?.
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@davidtwtss
1 year
pesin go dey reason him life, another person daughter go just pass without bra 😹😂.
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@davidtwtss
10 months
and she begged me to use protection o💔😭.
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@davidtwtss
3 months
hard to get , easy to get . na still same outcome.
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@davidtwtss
1 year
do you guys say “my mom” or “our mom” when taking to your siblings?.
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@davidtwtss
3 months
anytime wey i don broke like this , i go dey resemble thief, arm robber, kidnapper 😭.
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@davidtwtss
1 year
how lecturer go de fück you on top certificate wey you no go use? 😹😂.
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@davidtwtss
4 months
if no be say country don spoil wetin make yahoo boy dey beat thief.
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@davidtwtss
8 months
he dey knack before , he no fit knack again . won’t be our portion 🤲🏻.
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@davidtwtss
1 year
facts about these guys?
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@davidtwtss
8 months
i for just buy everything wey i need for 2014🥹
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@davidtwtss
1 year
i hate the word “dey play” y’all please stop saying “dey play”.
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@davidtwtss
5 months
nigerian girls cannot do without raising the back of their shirt up.
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@davidtwtss
1 year
😭💔
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@davidtwtss
1 year
this morning my sister send my mom, my whatsapp wallpaper💔.
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@davidtwtss
1 year
words better than “I love you”?.
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@davidtwtss
3 months
bro, hustle oo so you fit promise babe lambo.
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@davidtwtss
6 months
as a guy, if you never sleep for police station before , you no be man.
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@davidtwtss
1 year
what are three words better than ‘I love you’?.
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@davidtwtss
1 year
laugh if you never knack this year 😂😂.
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@davidtwtss
5 months
imagine you were paid to do what you love doing. what would you be doing?.
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@davidtwtss
1 year
The Weekend ?????😂🤣
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@davidtwtss
27 days
repeat after me !! i’m tired of buying dataaaa.
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@davidtwtss
5 months
for the last time :. UK accent or American accent?.
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5 months
“how is mom and dad” for talking stage? you sabi them before ?.
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@davidtwtss
5 months
brag on something you are good at?.
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@davidtwtss
1 year
are you a fast replier or slow replier?.
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@davidtwtss
11 months
whatsapp users ; read receipts ON or OFF ?.
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@davidtwtss
4 months
instagram reals or tiktok.
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@davidtwtss
1 year
what's the most unattractive male name?.
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@davidtwtss
7 months
my guy wan sell em PS5 , he say Messi no dey run well 😢😂.
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@davidtwtss
11 months
during your primary school how much is your break time money ?.
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@davidtwtss
1 year
if animals could talk, which would be the rudest?.
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@davidtwtss
4 months
what’s the hardest addiction to quit ?.
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@davidtwtss
5 months
money you no get, talent you no get, babe you no get……. wetin you come get?.
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@davidtwtss
1 year
@First_alphas Me focusing on one thing until the end … guess what ?.
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@davidtwtss
4 months
as a guy, why is your birthday in february. are you gay?.
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@davidtwtss
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but why is it that someone can not run faster in the dream?.
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@davidtwtss
1 year
how long does it take you to fall in love?.
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1 year
how many rounds can you go?.
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@davidtwtss
3 months
people who don’t smoke and drink how do you manage stress …. ?.
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@davidtwtss
4 months
what’s the best reply for “hmmm”.
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what's the best reply to "if i didn’t text you, you won’t text me "?.
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@davidtwtss
4 months
3-4hour drive, and you can only listen to one artist. who's that artist ?.
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