Dave Augustus
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Software Engineer | Immigration Analyst | Traveller | #ReadWithMe
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Joined January 2012
Meta Inc. hired Ruoming Pang, Apple's former head of its AI models team, for over $200 million dollars to join its 'superintelligence team' according to Bloomberg reports.
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Why do we always retry client-server connections three times? Who decided on that magic number—was it inspired by movie villains who always warn, “I’ll count to three, and then…”? 😄.
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Dear Indians, Dubai is offering a Golden Visa for ₹23 lakh. If you can afford the cost of living, please consider moving. Despite paying massive taxes, India does not guarantee safety, justice, or the social security that citizens deserve.
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“Living in the moment” is one of those things, nobody actually does it, but everyone’s ready to give you a masterclass on how you should!. Kaun bsdk moment me ji raha hai? Bina Netflix/Youtube ke dinner nahi hota tumse….
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As soon as you become rich and successful, people start questioning what are you giving to society? But when you are struggling, what does society give you?.
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Advertising is the biggest legal scam. You end up buying useless stuff.
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Hahahaha! German things.
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Sitaare Zameen Par is also a remake of a Spanish film. Bollywood and their obsession with remakes.
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Just got a call from a random number asking if I want to upskill with ChatGPT. At this point, they think I need a course on “How to Type Prompts.”.
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Airports are built far away from the city, but the moment construction starts, real estate companies show up faster than a flight delay announcement, because nothing says prime location like living next to a runway.
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Writing code with Copilot(AI) feels like: Copilot’s the main pilot, and I’m just the assistant!.
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I meant “flights were not canceled because of increased caution and security measures, but pilots refusal”.
In the last few days, some Air India flights were canceled because of increased caution and security measures. Pilots refused to fly aircraft in which they found faults, unlike before when they had a “koi nahi, chal jayega” attitude.
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In the last few days, some Air India flights were canceled because of increased caution and security measures. Pilots refused to fly aircraft in which they found faults, unlike before when they had a “koi nahi, chal jayega” attitude.
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Cheating should affect your credit score. If Anita can’t trust you, the mortgage company shouldn’t either. 😅.
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After seeing so much ‘talent’ on Instagram, I’ve started to hate the very idea of talent.
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😂.
A Palestinian man, excited of Iran attacking Israel, was hit by a car—an unfortunate twist of fate and a minor injustice.
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- Hey ya, what do you do?. - Bro, I’m cool—just quit my job & I’m all about research papers nowadays. - But you’re in second year engineering, right?. - Yeah bro, but college sucks, syllabus sucks, research papers are the real shit bro!.
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Of course, the GST goes to the government, and the delivery charges go to the people who handle your food with care and protect it from spilling.
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