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Parody of myself

We should try and find me a home
Joined November 2009
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@davespak
Dave Spak
2 hours
An incredibly sweet memorial, live your life in a way where you will be eulogized like this
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@davespak
Dave Spak
3 hours
Can't stress this enough: There is obviously something indefensible about Trump in the Epstein files. Otherwise, he would just release them and defend what he has to. He knows his followers will eat up anything he feeds them, but clearly there's something even they won't swallow.
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@davespak
Dave Spak
2 days
Water From Your Eyes are opening for Hayley Williams on her upcoming tour? I kinda have to go to that
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@davespak
Dave Spak
2 days
Imagine screaming that socialism will destroy the country and then proposing this. Completely incoherent politics.
@WhiteHouse
The White House
2 days
“All money left over from the $2000 payments made to low and middle income USA Citizens, from the massive Tariff Income pouring into our Country from foreign countries, which will be substantial, will be used to SUBSTANTIALLY PAY DOWN NATIONAL DEBT.” - President Trump
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@davespak
Dave Spak
3 days
This is a ridiculously tough one, but it's gotta be Yank Crime for this guy
@11thmugiwara
oh well play the cards that im given^_^
4 days
pick one #noiserock
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@davespak
Dave Spak
3 days
The entire country could be down to eating cat food and the Dems will be like "If we just capitulate to Trump on this one last issue, things will start to turn around"
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@davespak
Dave Spak
4 days
Just like everyone expected. PG better not come back and fk up the chemistry of this team. I was reluctant to say so at first, but the Sixers are fun again. Vibes are completely different this year.
@statmuse
StatMuse
4 days
Trendon Watford vs Toronto: 20 PTS 17 REB (career-high) 10 AST (career-high) 8-10 FG First undrafted 76er with a triple-double since T.J. McConnell.
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@davespak
Dave Spak
4 days
I ordered a Penn State Venmo card when they were undefeated and they haven't won a single game since
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@davespak
Dave Spak
5 days
Tons of stuff out for #NewMusicFriday including highlights from Armand Hammer & The Alchemist, Danny Brown, Buddie, DRAIN, Steve Gunn, h. pruz, Jordana, The Mountain Goats, Portugal. The Man, Pupil Slicer, ROSALÍA, The Saxophones, Squint, Westerman, and Whitney
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@davespak
Dave Spak
8 days
Let me just check how South Carolina is doing...
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wltx.com
As federal SNAP funding falls short, Harvest Hope Food Bank is racing to feed thousands of South Carolinians, relying on community donations and volunteers.
@NancyMace
Nancy Mace
8 days
Bread lines about to be a real thing in New York. Congrats.
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@davespak
Dave Spak
8 days
The ultimate irony is going to be that billionaires can't flee NY because the stupid billionaire president they worked so hard to elect got rid of the air traffic controllers
abcnews.go.com
The Department of Transportation might be forced to shut down the airspace in certain parts of the country if the government shutdown continues into next week.
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@davespak
Dave Spak
8 days
Andrew Cuomo has to disappear forever, Curtis Sliwa can stick around for the lulz
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@davespak
Dave Spak
8 days
I watched this Daily Show interview with Joe Manchin because I hate myself and want to die. I'd like to see these bootstrap people explain how everyone can afford a house, a family, education and healthcare with no social programs in a shrinking job market
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@davespak
Dave Spak
9 days
Hate to be the guy who picks a b-side, but it's "Safer"
@jetskitosway2
Jetski-Oh: the Story of Jetski
9 days
best Animal Collective song of all time but you can’t say My Girls or Fireworks
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@davespak
Dave Spak
9 days
Remember when Republicans pretended to care about inflammatory language after Charlie Kirk was killed? Seems like years ago.
@tedcruz
Ted Cruz
9 days
This seems like an easy one, New York City. 🫠
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@davespak
Dave Spak
9 days
I think the point missing here is that voters will come out when they feel like someone is fighting for them. The current Dem leadership stands for nothing and fights for no one. They won't even endorse popular members of their own party. It is pathetic.
@EmmaVigeland
Emma Vigeland
10 days
Fun debate on @theweekendprime tonight
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@davespak
Dave Spak
9 days
I'm unsure of what people afraid of Mamdani even think is going to happen. Like he's going to get elected and have a secret goon squad attack people and drag them out of their homes? Oh wait, that's exactly what Trump is doing and Mamdani is trying to prevent.
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@davespak
Dave Spak
10 days
C'mon, man. Not everyone has a Russian benefactor giving them millions to post propaganda.
@Timcast
Tim Pool
10 days
End all welfare programs. All subsidies All government grants
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@davespak
Dave Spak
10 days
Now I'm watching a game being called by Collinsworth. I'm clearly a glutton for punishment.
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@davespak
Dave Spak
10 days
60 Minutes sucks. Our media continually fails to properly question Trump. American citizens are struggling to make ends meet but his focus is on renovating the White House, bailing out Argentina and extrajudicially killing boatloads of people in order to goad Venezuela into a war
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