https://t.co/5NrGVqPVb0 please sign the petition opposing the conshohocken plymouth data center

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daveszn on bl*esky. pls follow,,, my family is starving

sorry I haven’t posted much,, I got fired from the internet for trying to do a GRWM but instead of starting the video in my underwear I was playing air guitar with my dog and beans out

please tell whoever did this how much i love them

*gym bro on january 2nd voice* oh sick,,, holiday crowds at the beer store again

ohmygooossshh babe stop you know I get nervous when you watch me double deckin the glizzies

the us supreme court has ruled that i am allowed to lie about my golf scores and i can call the cops if u don’t believe me

at the grocery store carrying around the biggest jar of mayo you’ve ever seen like it’s a football and diving head first into the pop up bread displays

ya know,,, my dream has always been to own a house in sea isle, but I think im gonna shoot for living underneath the boardwalk at the wildwood dominos like some kind of seafaring pizza rat instead

if I was pervert I would tweet something like “chick fil a?? I’m trying to fil a chick up yaaa feel me” but again I’m not an absolute pervert like the rest of you

*me after my wife let’s me touch second base* (that’s sex speak for boob if any of u virgins were wondering) daaamn girl r u the mlb’s all time hits leader because u got my pete rose

im on trial for shouting “let’s hear it for the boys” at the big honkin knockers convention. theyre tryin to say i don’t appreciate elite tier1 tits anymore. im getting absolutely cooked

ppl pay top dollar to come over and watch me hold a beer in one hand while grippin hose to water my lawn with the other

oh so ur one of them absolute freaks huh?? u like a little bit of monica in ur life? a little bit of erica by ur side? a little bit of ritas all u need? little bit of tinas what u see? a little bit of sandra in the sun? a little bit of mary all night long? yeaaah I fuccin bet

if you’re a cloud on solar eclipse day,,, come meet me behind the wendys in roxborough so I can dehydrate that ass and send you packin

comeon down to Big Chief's Moon Saloon and ask for Blessica if u wanna get ur dick succed absolutely senseless during the solar eclipse

throwin around a mile of plumbers crack while doing some yard work and not even caring just hits so much different once ur 35

we need to start height segregating at concerts. tall ppl on one side, us short folk on the other

in the bathroom stall at the office watching golf swing tip videos with the volume up just crying my fuccin eyes out because I’ll never be 300 off the tee