PSA: Russian trolls are flooding the internet right now, particularly Bernie groups, trying to foment rage and encourage people to stay home in November. Don’t fall for this bs. #BlueNoMatterWho

All cable news in the last 60 days: - video of a big crowd breaking rules - video of hospital workers - video of someone doing a good deed - # OF DEATHS TAKING UP HALF THE SCREEN AND ITS ALL YOU LOOK AT - newest person being racist - newest sexual allegation - newest Trump tweets

GOP be like “if you let people vote through mail, we’ll get rid of mail”

“The Bank never goes bankrupt” *sigh*

All cable news in the last 60 days: - video of a big crowd breaking rules - video of hospital workers - video of someone doing a good deed - # OF DEATHS TAKING UP HALF THE SCREEN AND ITS ALL YOU LOOK AT - newest person being racist - newest sexual allegation - newest Trump tweets

Felon Musk

“The Bank never goes bankrupt” *sigh*

A long list of states got “F” grades from the CDC to reopen, including Mississippi, Arkansas, Oklahoma, Missouri, Louisiana, Pennsylvania, Virginia, Texas, Indiana, Illinois, Alabama, Tennessee, Ohio, Connecticut, Delaware, Maryland, Rhode Island, Florida and both Carolinas.

GOP be like “if you let people vote through mail, we’ll get rid of mail”

Guarantee the headline in two weeks will be “Woman who filmed tirade in Trader Joe’s diagnosed with COVID-19”

GOP: “We did do something. We moved all our market positions as soon as we were notified then went on TV calling it a hoax to maximize the drop.”👨🏻‍🦳👴🏻👵🏼👨🏼‍🦳

Is it any surprise that Bill Maher is a creep? He looks like every white guy who researches the age of consent before going on vacation.

They always have that same vacant stare of cowardice in their photographs. #AhmaudArbery

FUN FACT: In 2011, German Police shot 85 bullets combined the entire year. In 2012, LAPD shot 90 bullets into an unarmed 19-year-old in a single incident. WHAT'S THE BIGGEST FACTOR? German Police requires 3 years of extensive training, while the LAPD only requires 6 months..😐

CBS Reporter: “How will history look back on your decision to drop charges against Flynn?” BILL BARR: “Well, history is written by the winners. So it largely depends on who’s writing the history.” — Yo.... isn’t the DOJ suppose to operate impartially outside of politics? wtfff

The GOP machine has a trembling fear of the “socialist uprising” (e.g. Bernie and AOC) because if we get rent freezes or UBI, too many voters will realize that FDR-era policies for the 21st century aren’t the boogeyman and Republicans would never get voted into office again.

“i can’t wait to go outside again” outside:

This lady holding up the subway in NYC... wait for it

This is Joan Callamezzo from Parks & Rec, host of Pawnee Today

If T*ump says China obfuscated empirical evidence and undermined its own scientists, he’s not saying it as the president, but rather the nation’s most qualified expert on how to obfuscate and undermine science.

I can’t let my mom use the Chipotle app bc I won’t survive the ass-whooping if she finds out guac was never free.